12Scarlett Johansson, Sean Penn and Owen Wilson Went Jogging Yesterday (And It’s as Awkward Looking as It Sounds)
Scarlett Johansson, Sean Penn and Owen Wilson went for a run together yesterday and there are several things we can take from the paparazzi photos:
1) Scar and Sean are still going strong. Gross.
2) Even one of the world’s most beautiful women can do herself a disservice by dawning workout wear that’s too tight and finger shoes.
3) Owen Wilson just can’t keep up.
Anything else worth noting?
Donning. Not dawning. She is not a sun, large though she may look in that attire…
Those “finger shoes” are actually new running technology that are better for your feet and structure. They also bring you closer to the ground, therefore you can get a better connection with the surface and improve your running. I have a pair and the are f*cking sweet. Only people who don’t run and workout don’t know about these things.
All that may be true but finger shoes are still way creepy.
Aahhh so they are like the crocs for joggers? Like, really comfy but so fucking ugly they should be forbidden?
Well, I don’t think she’s pregnant, but she REALLY needs to size-up those work-out pants, or whatever they are: She’s got 3 alarm Muffin Top going on. Those “shoes” are beyond stupid and only the people who have ever stepped on a piece of glass know it.
It’s ‘donning’ – not ‘dawning’ – unless you were trying to be funny? And yay for ScarJo for having what looks like normal thighs. Which in Hollywood means she’s fat.
To all you school marms and grammar Nazi’s it’s called a double entendre.
And who’s the fat chick? I thought you said ScarJo was involved some how.
small man you are. you should be ashamed of yourself.
really evilbeet? You think Molls knew that she was making a double entendre?
Of course. All hipster chicks know how to get dressed.
Sean Penn is sure looking old.
Yeah and your mom’s ass is getting old.