“Man, that Glee gay kiss thing sure caused an uproar. The show is written so well, with such great characters, it’s a shame they have to sprinkle immorality all over it. Inside Edition asked me “Why Glee? Why now?” I said, “Why now? I have a column for the first time. And why Glee? I just watched it last night for the first time. Now Wife Swap calls! My agent thinks they’d swap me with a gay couple. That would be great because then I could show the world that I love gay people and I’m not the homophobic hate-monger the media are making me out to be. The other perk is that I could afford that Tacoma pick-up truck I want and pay off my credit card.”
You know how you let people know that you’re not homophobic? You refer to a homosexual kiss as immoral. I’m so glad that Victoria Jackson stopped making people laugh so she could focus on giving us such great pearls of wisdom.
On the flip side, how great would it be if Victoria showed up on Wife Swap? Exactly how terrified would the other wife be upon reading Victoria’s manual? And can you even imagine that little table talk at the end where everyone talks about what they’ve learned? It would be the closest thing to entertainment that Victoria’s produced in years!