Alright, guys! Today is the first round of weekly winners for the Evil Beet Caption This contests. Check them out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
To the rest, keep at it – I’ll be choosing the winner of this photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The week’s winner on last week’s Charlie Sheen photo: LegalEase
“No, seriously guys…I once had a herpes sore on my cock that was THIS BIG! Porn Star Goddesses = winning, duh.”1st Runner-Up: Can’tBeatSheen
“We need to hack up the person responsible for this bad connection. Hack him up into pieces in front of his children. We need to cut off his face and wear it and go on a very tightly budgeted shopping spree in stores that don’t exist yet!”2nd Runner-Up: Stacey
“COKE HEADS…LET’S TWEAK IN UNISON!”
Congratulations to the winner, and good luck to the rest!
Woohoo! I did. Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!
“We’re off to see a movie.
A movie called f***ing Scream 4.”
Perhaps I’m just sexually deprived, but I saw this picture and my first thought was “Shaft & Balls”.
Not much competition, huh?