This news should be totally delightful for his just 21-year-old girlfriend, Kristen Stewart to hear, huh?
Robert Pattinson did an interview for the new issue of Elle Magazine and in it he talked about for his fetish for the more mature set. You know, older ladies, cougars, whatever you wanna call them. Robert said, “I was always obsessed with Kate Moss. On my bedroom wall I had a poster of Linda Blair and Kate Moss. I always liked Jane Fonda. Who else? Ellen Burstyn.”
Hmmmm. While I always respect someone with an equal opportunity policy on hook ups, sounds like Robbo has a little bit of a mommy complex. While Kate Moss is still a hot young thing, Jane and Ellen have been in at least their 50s as long as Robert’s been alive. I mean, I had the hots for a Who’s The Boss?-era Tony Danza when I was five, and I still feel a little bit pervy.
Don’t worry, Kristen. The objects of Robert’s affection will be dead before you even know it.
(Sorry, that last line was really wrong of me.)
“Don’t worry, Kristen. The objects of Robert’s affection will be dead before you even know it.”… I’m reeling at this… can’t stop laughing.