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Have You Been Watching Sister Wives?

A photo of Meri Brown, Janelle Brown, Kody Brown, Christine Brown, and Robyn Brown

If not, you might want to reconsider, because it’s some high class entertainment of the polygamist variety.  There’s Kody, the handsome man-child in the middle up there, and then there are all his ladies.  There’s his first and only legal wife, Meri, on the far left, and she’s my favorite because she’s sweet, but she doesn’t take any of Kody’s shit (and Kody has a lot of shit, trust), then Janelle, his second wife who let herself go but makes the most money in the house, then Christine, the seriously sassy third wife whose main job is to pop out kids and to take care of the existing ones, and the new one, Robyn, the weepiest sweetheart I have ever seen.  They have 16 kids altogether.  Are you caught up?  Good.

Because Robyn is pregnant!

The family’s 17th child will be here in October.  Can you imagine, 17 kids in one family?  There are two neighborhood kids playing outside in my yard, and I’m about ready to strangle someone. And 17 kids all carrying Kody’s douchebag DNA?  Please.

So what do you guys think about all this?  How many more babies do you think this family will have?  Have you experienced the hilarity of calling someone in your life “sister wife?”  Do you even watch Sister Wives?  Get back at me so we can talk about TLC’s fine family programming!

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  • I watch this show and like it. I never gave much thought to polygamists until Big Love aired, and now it fascinates me.

    I guess I’m trying to understand why a woman would willingly choose this lifestyle. You always hear about the young girls who are forced into marriages with much older men who already have multiple wives but these women really seem to have their shit together. They all have fairly strong personalities and aren’t stupid women. Puzzling.

    I think Kody’s a douchebag too. He makes my fucking skin crawl and these women could’ve done better but I guess pickings are slim when you live this kind of life!

  • Screw the fundamentalist Mormons, or any Mormon that isn’t a Jack-Mormon. You want scary that passes as Christianity? Read Mormon Doctrine…. I’m sure L. Ron Hubbard got some of his brand of batshit crazy from the LDS. Side note, I almost got arrested at a Dead show in Utah for selling t- shirts that said, LSD is better than LDS! Stupid cop busting my balls was a bishop in the church. Thank you to the crowd who pressed in, while the guy was about to arrest me, allowing me to get deep into the crowd & get away!

  • I’m not Mormon or even very religious but having sister-wives sounds pretty cool. I’d consider it if it didn’t require being super religious.

  • i could see it. i could have a husband and a wife. love with a person who you connect with. sometimes i could use some girl love. and guy love :)

  • i watch this show, its the only reality show i watch. kody makes my skin crawl too, “man-child” is exactly right. all the women at one point, have had to literally force themselves to be ok with him bringing another woman into the relationship. i just cannot understand why these women are doing this to themselves, no its not ok (or at least normal)for your man to bring home another woman to live with you, and its ok to feel angry/hurt/jealous about it! Robyn is fucking annoying, shes always crying about how the other women dont want her there…no shit sherlock. but lucky for kody, he doesnt just have to just accept the characteristics of one woman, he gets the best of it all in 4 different bodies to fuck. if they were all sleeping together id think that was dandy, everyones getting a little something extra, but its just him and it pisses me off lol rant over :)

  • Has anyone thought about the fact that if he is ALREADY married,,, to find more wives he has to go out and date other women??????????? Isn’t that cheating???