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Britney Does an Interview That’s Almost Lucid

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So the epic Britney Spears sat for another recent interview, and it’s apparent that this woman and her crack PR team are out to resurrect girlfriend’s image, but come on. Pretending like Britney’s actually GIVING these interviews rather than planting quotes with the publisher is no way to show that this is a woman on the mend. Granted, I know that if Britney answered these questions herself, the responses would be more like ‘MOAR FRAPPUCCINO‘ or ‘Where’s the fried chicken, y’all?’ or even ‘Justin Timberlake is single? He’s SINGLE?’, but hey. It’s nice to pretend sometimes, right?

From Us magazine:

Congratulations on Femme Fatale! How did making this record compare to making your first, Baby One More Time?

I’m at such a different point in my life now than I was back then. I’m more mature and much more hands-on now. I know exactly what I like and what I don’t like. I guess that can make the recording process difficult, because I’m very particular about songs I put my voice on.

You’re a parent now too. How has motherhood changed you?

It really puts life into perspective. You have to think about all your decisions so much more carefully, because they are affecting your kids too. My priorities have changed, and I do everything for [the boys]. They remind me what life is all about.

Tell us about Preston and Jayden.

Jayden is the youngest, and he might be the mama’s boy. He’s very outgoing, always making us laugh, and he’s very creative. Preston is definitely the big brother. He’s very independent. He’s really, really smart and thinks everything through.

What are they into these days?

Their new favorite thing is dressing up as different superheroes, and they’re just so cute! They especially love Batman and Spiderman. We love watching Disney movies together. I also love reading them Fancy Nancy books [a children’s series by Jane O’Connor and Robin Priess Glasser] before bed.

What’s your parenting style? And what about Jason’s?

With some things I’m strict, and with other things I’m easygoing. I guess I’m right in the middle. Jason is just amazing with the boys. They look up to him so much – they adore him. He’s their hero.

What else do you love about Jason?

We have such a great time together! He makes me laugh, and we are so comfortable being ourselves. We like to stay home, order in, watch movies, go to dinner with friends. And we love getting away for the weekend. Some of our favorite spots are Las Vegas, Hawaii or Mexico.

Do you see yourself getting married again?

Maybe. Never say never!

OK – All in all, a carefully-planned (albeit boring) interview that’s supposed to create the image that Britney’s alright.  It’s alright. There’ll be plenty of time down the road to go hog-wild, Brit. You know you want to. You know I want you to.

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  • the writer of this article is PATHETIC! you seem to desperately want britney to NOT be alright! are you that miserable in your own sad little life that you wish turmoil in hers? it sounds like britney is indeed at a good place in her life and has grown up and good for her! of course your going to say this isnt the real britney because you dont want it to be, but it sure sounds to me like shes happy and content and thats awesome!