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Alright, guys!
Today is the official beginning of the Evil Beet Caption This Contests. You’ve all done awesome things in the practice runs, and we’re looking forward to sending you some free crap if you score well on these, going forward.
Rules: For consideration, your caption must appear in the comments section by Sunday, April 9th at 11:59 PM ET. You can enter as many times as you like, but be warned: if your first caption sucks, your second, third, and fourth probably will, too. The week’s winner will be announced on Tuesday, April 12th, along with the next round of ‘Caption This’ glory. The same rules will apply for the subsequent weeks thereafter. When commenting/entering, be sure to use your real email address in the email field, so that I can contact you directly to get your mailing address in order to send your prize. Only one winner per week will receive a prize.
Last week’s winner on the Kate Gosselin photo:
Winner: D. Ugh
“Hey, I found a place to carry my career.”1st Runner-Up: LegalEase
“Parenting skills, check…marriage, check…dignity, check…self respect, check…what the hell am I forgetting? Oh yea, where the f*ck are those kids???!!”2nd Runner-Up: ZAMIRA
“Sure hope the garbage men don’t notice eight kids mixed in with the garbage…”
Alright, so let ‘er rip on the Charlie Sheen picture! And good luck!
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Surprise: More Inappropriate Photos of Courtney Stodden!
this isn;t something new that happens all the time—xxxxooo -
Kanye West Wants Kris Jenner to Stop with The Plastic Surgery
Oh kanye ! You silly egomaniac man child….if she doesn’t hack away at her face ..how else will the people be entertained? -
But How Did Britney Spears Do on Her First X Factor Episode?
I think Simon Cowell hired her because he knew people would watch to see when and how Britney would break down. Maybe she will leave the show before anything too dramatic happens. -
Brad from LFO Never Harassed All Those Women He Harassed
Dude, ur 15 minutes is over since long… Shoot urself!
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No, seriously guys…I once had a herpes sore on my cock that was THIS BIG! Porn Star Goddesses = winning, duh.
COKE HEADS…LET’S TWEAK IN UNISON!
So anyways, back to crack. Any of you ever smoke crack? I once smoked a crack rock thiiiiis big in one night. It still wasn’t enough for this warlock. Because I’ve got winning in my veins, duh.
“I’m the king of the world!!”
The Pasheen of the Crazed
whaddaya mean assault, my fist was like, “this far” from her face?!>!…
“My children! Suckle on my winning Charlie milk!”
i’m about to get angry… and you won’t like me when i’m angry.
“I’m an F-18, bro, and I will destroy you in the air and deploy my ordnance to the ground.”
“We need to hack up the person responsible for this bad connection. Hack him up into pieces in front of his children. We need to cut off his face and wear it and go on a very tightly budgeted shopping spree in stores that don’t exist yet!”
..can we make a caption that is more fitting than sheen-isms….that i doubt….
WTF is wrong with his red ass hand?!?!?!?!?!rawwwrrr Kratos!!!!!
shadowsnake is biting my arm pit lawl
“Some photos speak for themselves”
Hurry up with that Tiger Blood tranfusion, I am turning white.
“C’mon guys…DRINK THE KOOL-AID!”
they tried to make me go to rehab, i said “no, no, no”
“All Eyez on Me”
God, make Rebbecca Black’s ”Friday” stop!!! It’s making me have bad acid trips from the 70′s
Honestly…. My salary used to be THIS big!!
it’s gettin hot in hurr…
K, someone turn on the spray tan machine please…