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38Want to Have Sex With Miley Cyrus? Now You Can!

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OK, well that’s a big of an exaggeration, but what I REALLY meant was ‘have sex with a girl that’s SUPPOSED to be Miley Cyrus, but is way hotter and doesn’t have the horrendous gawpy gums or that honking laugh, so I guess in reality is nothing LIKE Miley Cyrus.’  I guess just the name is enough for some people – the fine, fine folks at Pipedream have dreamed up ‘Finally Miley,’ a Miley-like sex doll that’s only really Miley-like if you count the token plaid shirt and the bad, odd-colored hair.

‘Miley’ has three ‘achey’ love holes to plug up, and the reality of this thing is that these dolls will probably sell like hoe-cakes.  I’m betting that all of the proceeds are going to go to a feeder fund for little Miss Miley, anyway, because you just know daddy’s probably behind this one, too.

April 4, 2011 at 10:30 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Miley Cyrus

38 Responses to “Want to Have Sex With Miley Cyrus? Now You Can!”

  1. Chaz says:

    Eh….. NOTHING dismounts like my blow up Mary Lou Retten doll!

  2. ha says:

    that chick is way too hot to resemble Miley and her buck teeth

  3. ila ila says:

    dude that last part was totally gross even from you guys, u make me sick have a little respect, i mean is not like billy ray is a saint but to say that say hes behund the production of the sex doll is just plain gross

  4. Anonymous says:


  5. Julianna says:

    Does that even look like miley?

  6. Julianna says:

    Um never mind that comment wow what was i drinkin lol sorry


    The miles i knon would never do something like tis.

  8. Jerry says:


  9. Selena Gomez says:

    haha i will never be that naive miley is a wonderful girl, leave her be, this wasnt her idea

  10. Lily says:

    You can say a lot of bad things about Billy Ray, but to insult him so far, insinuating such a crude act, is beyond what a columnist should ever do – especially if you have any tact at all.

  11. kala says:

    i wanna fuck her
    if u have more hot stuff about her, mail on

  12. kala says:

    she’s a latina
    screw her

  13. Anonymous says:

    i want her to give me a hand job then a tit wank and a blowjob and to finish her i want to tie her to the bed and fuck her all night long!!!!!!!!!!

  14. Anonn, says:


  15. salam says:

    man it doesn’t look like one better

  16. Anonymous says:

    WOW! thats soooo hot, i cant believe this is for real! Gawd Blessssss whoever is responsibile for this, this is the best Chirsmas gift any guy could reiceive. Every one is going to want this and its going to sell out even faster than the Lindsey Lohan issue of Playboy. soon the price is going to be like 7 or 8 hundred or maybe a thousand dollars for this thing, i’m sure.

    We cam see tje package, but the big question is what does the doll inside really look like, are there any pictures of that? if it does, its going to sell sooooo many copies that I cant believe it. Someone is going to get very rich very fast,. Oh boy, wow…

  17. Bar Mitzvah says:

    I gave up blow up dolls for Lent.

  18. Asdri says:

    You are not hot o by the way miley cyrus is gay

  19. Asdri says:

    O and my brother looked up miley cyrus naked

  20. James says:

    I want to have sex with mily crius

  21. James says:

    I want to have sex with rickanta sapan

  22. James says:

    I like Miley crius

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