I know, and here we all thought that Paris was a racist bitch who couldn’t stand black guys, but I guess we all look silly now, don’t we?

Paris had a little chit chat with Lil Wayne for the April issue of Interview, and they really hit it off.  It makes total sense if you think about it – have you ever seen a couple of people who’ve never met each other before figure out that they’ve both been locked up?  I mean, I know that’s a really specific event to have witnessed, but have you?  It’s insane.  They’ll hug it out and talk about special punishments and issues they had.  They’re instant BFFs.  And that’s what happened with Lil Wayne and Paris:

“There were times when it was pretty tough to be by yourself, and to have no television, no sort of nothing…I was okay. I did fine,” said Wayne, who released an album in jail.

Hilton, who served 23 days in prison in 2007 after violating her probation for repeatedly driving on a suspended license and ignoring court orders, empathized.

“I know how you feel,” said the 30-year-old socialite. “It’s the best feeling in the world when you come out.”

Hilton and Wayne are currently each working on their music careers. They even exchanged phone numbers for a future collaboration.

“That would be the sickest thing,” said Hilton, who said she hopes to release her second album this summer.

Yes, Paris, it would be “the sickest thing.”  You hold your breath for that to come through.  And while you’re doing that, keep this in mind: only one of you is actually successful.  But hey, I’m sure he’ll call. How could he not?

I’ve always had mixed feelings about Anne Hathaway. Like, if she up and decided to stop doing movies altogether, I might not even notice. That’s not to say that she’s a bad actress – it’s just that I don’t think Anne Hathaway even really knows who Anne Hathaway is. The most I know about Anne Hathaway is that she’s pretty good-looking, she dated some fucking weirdo embezzler loser and had a pretty public breakup, and interviews with a put-on old Hollywood bravado that just sort of makes me furrow my brow (and that? I actually hate – shit’s going to give me some mad wrinkles down the road).

So Anne, though your acting is just alright in my opinion, and your looks aren’t bad, I guess my general feeling about you is confusion, and I don’t like the way that makes my face look.

And damned if I’m wrong, but his torn short-shorts look absolutely Photoshopped on. Those shits don’t even LOOK REAL, but whatever. I can get past the overt absence of real fabric and the crazy hair (which, honestly, really has grown on me over the past few weeks) because Rihanna is just so damn fine.

See what you gave up, Chris Brown? Antoine Dodson said it best: ‘You are so dumb.’

Why does Selena Gomez have the blues? [Celebuzz]

Is there anything better than when celebrities grope themselves in public? [Socialite Life]

I would kill Nick Cannon if he was my husband at this point. [The Frisky]

“It smells like socks and pussy in here.” [Lainey Gossip]

Kevin Federline knocked yet another chick up. [The Superficial]

Kelly Clarkson in a bikini. Yes, in a bikini. [IDLYITW]

Kendall Jenner in more age-inappropriate modeling photos. [Yeeeah]

Amy Adams cast as Lois Lane and how many other actresses they could have chosen but didn’t. [Pajiba]

Apparently, Keira Knightley turned three overnight. [Cele|Bitchy
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Was Kim Kardashian peed on this past weekend? [Amy Grindhouse]

Alas, the man-girdle emerges. [OMGBlog]

Don’t forget, starting officially on April 1st, we’ll have weekly ‘Caption This’ contests that result in real, live prizes. Pull out your funniest and stick ‘em in the comments if you’re interested in some cool shit.
This past week’s winner on The Situation photo:

Winner: y_punk_chew_ate
“He’s climbin in your windows/He’s snatchin your people up/Tryna rape em so y’all need to/Hide your kids, Hide your wife.”

1st Runner-Up: Chaz
“Feeling peckish, Snookie sends The Situation out for a late night snack.”

2nd Runner-Up: Heather
“Yo, she’s legal, I swear! And she’s totally DTF!”

Vanessa Hudgens went to a Lakers game this past weekend with her newest rumored boyfriend, Josh Hutcherson, and did everything in her power to advertise to the powers that be that she’s once again dating someone in order to distract you from the fact that she actually just likes ladies.

Josh-whoever-Hutcherson is her latest man, and the couple’s been photographed a few times in the past few weeks doing stuff together, but nothing has been as confirming as Vanessa’s belly-baring shirt that practically screams ‘I’m riding the dong next to me, and I’m pretending to like it!’

Do what you’ve gotta do, girl.