I’m just going to be upfront and admit that “Asia Girls Explosion” sounds like a porno flick to me, but it’s not. It’s a fashion event that takes place in Tokyo, and this year’s guest stars were Shenae Grimes, Jessica Stroup and AnnaLynne McCord from 90210 and The City’s Olivia Palermo. The ladies took over the runway to show off looks from YOSHIKIMONO’s new line and while I really couldn’t care less about most of these ladies, I absolutely LOVE Shenae’s look in these photos. The adorable black dress, the sassy leopard print coat and of course, the killer hair and makeup, all make her look the best I’ve ever seen her, and I’m a huge fan of hers going all the way back to the Degrassi days.

One thing, though? Not sure if I can get on board with the yellow eye makeup. She IS in Tokyo, where fashion rules are a bit more liberal, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen a pretty lady done justice by a school bus-hue shadow. I am dying to try out eyeliner like hers on myself, though.

What do you think about Shenae’s look?

Lindsay Lohan headed out to breakfast with a friend yesterday morning and her look was a little more “Native American inspired” than usual. If the girl was still drinking, I’d chalk her brunching wardrobe up to a hangover and no access to a mirror, but considering this is a supposedly clean and sober Lindsay, I can’t imagine what her excuse for this ensemble and concealer-free face is.

Are you digging Lindsay’s braids, or are you thinking that she looks like she just stumbled out of Juniper Creek and in to the West Village?

Ugh. It’s going to be one of those days, isn’t it? It’s going to be one of those days where I have to be mean about someone that I normally find to be adorable and charming because she went ahead and did something really dumb this weekend and now I’m forced to look at photos of it. Fine! If that’s the way this is going to go, that’s fine!

Selena Gomez went to Perez Hilton’s birthday party Saturday night (her first mistake) and took the “everything blue” theme so seriously that she wound up looking like what you see above AKA a broke-ass drag queen. Like, I legitimately have seen this wardrobe and makeup on someone before, and it was a drag queen outside of one of the saddest and seediest gay bars in town. Same outfit except his/her heels were pretty beaten up.

I’m not one to knock a girl for going all out for a party’s sake, but this is too much wrong. The make up, the headpiece, the horrific body art and that castoff prom dress = a really unfortunate look.

Alright, so I understand that I’m getting into some sticky stuff here, but with the Kardashian clan, that’s not all that unusual (rimshot!)

Anyone who’s been following the Kardashian saga can tell you that Kim, Khloe and Kourt’s baby sis, Kendall Jenner, has been trying to break into modeling for a little over a year now. There were those infamous bikini beach shots, and now she’s the face for Sherri Hill prom dresses. I understand that all it takes these days is a famous face to land an endorsement deal, but I’m pretty sure that the bigger picture here is that the Kardashians are trying to position Kendall as some sort of model.

Look, I’m not calling the girl ugly. She’s above average looking for sure, but model material? Well, I definitely wouldn’t go so far as to say she’s got “that face.” If Kendall wasn’t a technically Kardashian sister, I doubt she’d even make it past the front door of Wilhelmina’s children’s department.

Do you think Kendall has what it takes to stay afloat in the modeling biz? Vote in the poll and holla back in the comments.

Taylor Momsen does some lesbian stuff in Paris. [Socialite Life]

And you thought Katy Perry was over-the-top about her Bible-y ways. [The Frisky]

Padded push-up bras for second-graders? [Bitten and Bound]

Are Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart getting married? [Huffington Post]

The biggest and smallest penises in the world. [OMGBlog]

John Stamos rocks a porn star mustache and makes me all weak in the knees. [Caught on Set]

So maybe Natalie Portman didn’t do all that dancing on Black Swan. [The Blemish]

Kelly Osbourne is totally stealing my thunder. [ICYDK]

Charlie Sheen is a dog-killer. [TMZ]

Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal getting back together? [Earsucker]

Jessica Simpson: READY for X-Factor. [I'm Not Obsessed]

Natalie Portman and her ginormous baby bump. [Celebuzz]

Brooklyn Decker in another bikini. Enough said. [The Superficial]

Stand-up comedy is one of my favorite things.  I’ll watch it all day long, I’ll listen to it for hours, and if I lived in a place where I could go see it on the regular, you best believe I’d have few other pastimes.  With all that new knowledge, it should come as no surprise that I enjoy perusing Twitter for comedians, looking for my favorites and giggling like a schoolgirl.  So let me show you a spattering of comedian Twitters (and also smile at how dirty that sounds), then you can let me know what you think.

Remember Andy Milonakis?  His show was delightfully dumb, but I loved it.  There is nothing quite like watching a silly man-child rap his heart out, is there?

This is Bo Burnham being topical and true.  And really, aren’t those two of the most important aspects for comedy?

Michael Ian Black, yay!  As I’ve said before, Michael Ian Black is never wrong, and he is also never not funny.  A while back, I tweeted with Michael Ian Black about unicorns, and it was probably one of the greatest things that ever happened to me. I think I accidentally revealed who I’m voting for.

Special shoutout to our friends at WCHE 1520 in West Chester, PA for borrowing their Celebrity Tweet of the Day segment. We’re still not giving it back! ;) You guys can tune in and listen live at WCHE1520.com for even more celebrity-related banter and all-around, general awesomeness with our good friend, the studly Matt Lombardo.