Hey, Did You Hear That Christina Aguilera Got Arrested This Morning?
Mar 01, 2011 at 09:30 am by Emily

A photo of Christina Aguilera at the Grammy Awards

Total shocker, right?

See, what happened was that Christina and her boyfriend, Matthew Rutler, were out for a leisurely drive at about 2:45 this morning.  The problem was that Matthew was driving, and he was hammered, which apparently is not ok, so police had to pull him over and arrest him.  And poor little Christina was just minding her own business, sitting in the passenger seat, and she got booked for public intoxication.  They said she was “unable to care for herself.”

Is that a normal thing, being arrested for public intoxication while riding in a car, or do you have to be super wasted and belligerent? Because let me tell you, I’ve never considered myself a criminal, and I would hate to start.

So what do you guys think, did we tell you so or what?  And please don’t respond with “leave Christina alone, she doesn’t have a problem,” because I think we can all agree at this point that that’s ridiculous.  And by “this point,” I mean the point where you get arrested for public intoxication inside a fucking car.

Check Out Jennifer Aniston’s $42M Home
Mar 01, 2011 at 06:30 am by Molls

That right there? That would be Jennifer Aniston’s insanely comfortable looking bedroom and boo, that ain’t even the half.

Forbes published a whole piece about Jennifer’s super pricey Beverly Hills mansion and the rest of the photos are just as awe-inducing as the bedroom shot. And my favorite part of the whole article?

The master bedroom claims two bathrooms that were formerly arranged as a his-and-hers pair.  The very publicly single Aniston did away with the couples-style loo. Instead she converted the “his” bathroom into an indoor spa room fit for an independent working woman of Hollywood, with an imported Japanese soaking tub reported to have “special healing effects” for the body.

Baller!