Comedian Andy Dick is up to his same old extremely troubling behavior according to this photo of him snorting a hand mirror full of cocaine. The picture, obtained by RadarOnline, is accompanied by quotes from folks who’ve seen Andy out recently, and while part of me wants to laugh at what a mess this dude is, a bigger part of me just feels so sad for humans.

Andy, hand mirrors are for seeing what your own vagina looks like in the privacy of your bedroom, not drugs. Gosh!

Blind item time! It’s like Cookie Time except calorie-free and sometimes you feel even more guilty for participating!

Today’s blind comes from BlindGossip.com and while it will force you to look back a few months, it’s so juicy and character-degrading that it seems worthy of a post:

When this A list actress told her B list costar that she wanted to do something special on Christmas for all of the cast and crew of the film they were finishing, the B lister couldn’t be bothered and made excuses so she wouldn’t have to help. The A lister did an individualized Secret Santa for everyone involved in production and tried to personalize the gifts as best as possible. When everyone got the presents and people tried to find out who to thank, the B lister decided to start dropping hints that she was the one that gave out the gifts. It is generally known on set of the film that the B lister has a kind and generous heart, even though it was the A lister who did the giving.

Let’s see… A B-lister with a reputation for being kind and generous who has it in them to screw over their more famous co-star and isn’t actually that kind and generous. Well, shit. Who couldn’t that be?

The most popular guesses from the comment section at BlindGossip are Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis (although I think they finished wrapping on Black Swan before the holidays and I can’t really see Natalie Portman, a nice proper Jewish girl, down to set up a Secret Santa), Jennifer Aniston and Brooklyn Decker (but i wouldn’t really consider Brooklyn to be a B-lister. Isn’t she some underwear model?), Amy Adams and Emily Blunt and my favorite guess, Kate Hudson and Ginnifer Goodwin.

Of course all of these are just guesses and no one knows the truth behind this item except the blogger who it was originally tipped to. The comments are open for you to weigh in!

Mel Gibson defends Charlie Sheen. [The Superficial]

Whitney Houston passes her penchant for cocaine along to her daughter. [popbytes]

Did Kate Winslet get mad facial surgery? [Lainey Gossip]

PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE that celebrities do, in fact, get wasted and do really embarrassing things. [The Frisky]

What the hell did Johnny Depp do to make this fan cry? [Socialite Life]

Rumer Willis gets a new, Shirley Temple-like ‘do. [Cele|Bitchy]

Justin Bieber‘s hair sold for HOW MUCH on eBay!? [Amy Grindhouse]

Selena Gomez DID NOT get punched in the face, contrary to popular belief. [Celebrity Dirty Laundry]

Almost Bon Jovi‘s penis, guys, RIGHT HERE. [Swoonworthy]

Eliza Doolittle covers Cee-Lo’s ‘Fuck You’ and KILLS it. [OMG Blog]

You love Justin Bieber’s new haircut, right?  Of course it’s tragic that he can’t tantalizingly “shake it throughout the day” anymore, but that’s a sacrifice that had to be made, because Justin thought his gorgeous locks belonged in an eBay auction rather than atop his beautiful head.  And he was right.

Were you right?  Let’s see …

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“The bitch is back and better than ever!”

-Britney Spears lies to V Magazine.

We showed you her photo shoot for V earlier this morning, but I just want to make sure you guys understand what’s going on here.  I mean, I certainly admire Britney’s can-do attitude, but “better than ever,” really?  And I’m not even talking about her busted weave or her emotional issues, I’m just talking about the music.  Whenever “Hold It Against Me” comes on the radio, I don’t even hate it, I barely notice it until something in my subconscious is like “hey, when did we stop listening to music and what is this weak shit dribbling out of the speakers?”  And I have to say “no, subconscious, that’s just Britney nowadays.”  And I hate having to do that.

I’m not trying to come down on Britney, I’m just trying to say that this is not the “best album” she’s ever made, as she claims.  It just can’t be, not when Oops! … I Did It Again is in her repertoire.

I don’t know about you guys, but I am SO CRAZY IMPRESSED OVER THE FACT that Taylor Momsen is THIS HARDCORE. I mean, she FUCKS FOR SATAN, ffs. She wears GARTER BELTS as PANTS. She fronts a BAND called The Pretty RECKLESS and WALKS HER TINY, RAT-ASS DOG in PUBLIC, for ALL THE WORLD to see.

She MAKES ME TYPE IN ALL CAPS and THAT, my friends?

Is the be-all, end-all of HARDCORE.