No, really, though, I’ve got nothing but mad love for Jennifer Lopez, and to those who thinks she’s kind of a joke, haven’t you ever seen The Wedding Planner? It’s seriously one of my favorite movies.
The video for her latest single, ‘On the Floor,’ debuted on last night’s American Idol and really, it wasn’t half bad.
I said it wasn’t HALF bad.
It was ALL BAD.
Stick to acting in rom-coms, having a great body/face combo, and being charming on television, Jen. It works out much better for everyone involved.
Her words, not mine. I know that if the world was ending, the last thing that I’d be thinking about would be DANCING, because I just don’t roll like that. I’d be more worried about the possibility of a zombie invasion, and if that happened, there’d be a hardcore exodus to the closest Walmart (which is, frightfully, 30 miles away), because really, WHAT BETTER PLACE to WAIT OUT A ZOMBIE INVASION than Walmart?
“People see a Natalie Portman who boasts, ‘We’re not married but we’re having these children and they’re doing just fine.’ I think it gives a distorted image. It’s unfortunate that we glorify and glamorize the idea of out-of- wedlock children. Most single moms are very poor, uneducated, can’t get a job, and if it weren’t for government assistance, their kids would be starving to death and never have health care.And that’s the story that we’re not seeing.”
I agree with Mikey on the fact that Natalie Portman probably shouldn’t have won the Oscar for Black Swan because that movie was gross and Michelle Williams totally did the damn thing in Blue Valentine, but damn. Natalie Portman having a baby is like Murphy Brown having a baby except it’s 2011 so no one should give a shit. She’s fly and already successful. Plus, she’s engaged to that dude who knocked her up, right?
There are way worse people out there than little Natalie Portman, Mike Huckabee.
Lady Gaga stepping off a plane dressed in something outrageous is nothing new. In fact, it’s pretty much what we’ve grown to expect. Still, she somehow always manages to top herself, and the outfit she was wearing when she arrived in freezin’ cold Toronto yesterday is a perfect example. You guys? These shoes? How do they work? I think I know some things about the human body and gravity that tell me that it’s physically impossible to walk with just the heel of your foot on a platform.
Oh, and then there’s the fact that she’s not wearing a real shirt, but that’s like, “no duh” at this point.
I’m thinking in a weird way I might dig this? It reminds me of Rihanna for some reason and it’s so much better than when she’s draped in stinky cold meat.
Michael Fassbender, who looks hot in pictures and who I guess was in some X-Men movie, was photographed having sex with a fully naked women up against a window in New York’s The Standard Hotel yesterday. Unfortunately, it wasn’t just some random act of practically public fucking, Michael and his co-star (who I can’t identify, can you?) were filming a scene for his new movie, Shame, which also stars Carey Mulligan. I would be shocked if she’s partaking in a scene like this, though.
For the TOTALLY NSFW (if you work at one of those kinds of places), full-frontal, basically pornographic photos, click through for the gallery… (more…)
People.com has this absolutely ridiculous story up about how Kristen Stewart got Robert Pattinson hired as her Twilight co-star, and it makes me want to vomit and shower and then vomit in the shower and then bathe myself in bleach and move to back to Massachusetts where I can be as far from this industry shit as possible.
Ready? This is how Twilight director Catherine Hardwicke says it went down:
Stewart met Pattinson in Hardwicke’s kitchen in Malibu, Calif. After they kissed for the first time in the audition (on the director’s bed!), Stewart helped Pattinson get the job.
“Kristen was like, ‘It’s got to be Rob!’ ” Hardwicke recalls.
But the director made Pattinson make a promise first: “You’ve got to realize that Kristen is 17 years old,” she told the actor, who is four years older than his costar. “She’s underage. You’ve got to focus, dude, or you’re going to be arrested. I made him swear on a stack of Bibles.”
Why is the fact that their first kiss was on the Twilight director’s BED treated like an aside, while there is an entire paragraph devoted to Hardwicke explaining that Kristen was only 17 at the time, so the two couldn’t legally fuck? In what world is it appropriate to hold a casting session on someone’s bed and then lecture them about not sleeping with the person they were just told to make out horizontally with?
The angle here is not that Kristen and Rob were instantly attracted to each other, the angle is that the director had a teenager and an unemployed foreigner rolling around on top of her duvet cover while she watched and then immediately reprimanded them.
Honestly, this story never needed to be repeated. If the Twilight casting process was ripped from the pages of a supermarket bodice-ripper, don’t you think we’re better off not knowing?
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