Truth be told, I barely give a fuck about Spiderman movies, but I am pretty into that cute Andrew Garfield (SocNet rocked my world, y’all,) so I keep posting behind-the-scenes photos from the set in Downtown LA. Popsugar had the newest pics, and I gotta say: I am not a fan of this suit at all. First of all, why is the crotch like, triple enforced and a different color than the rest of the costume? Spiderman is trying to save humans, not be like, “Hey, check out my dick, everyone.”

Two, that mask totally covers Andy Garf’s face and that’s just not fair.

Spidey diehards, you got any REAL problems with the suit?

David Arquette pulled a Charlie Sheen yesterday, but he is by no means winning. The actor was in a serious car crash yesterday that made headlines over at People.com, but took to his Twitter account shortly after to say, “I got into a car accident but i’m fine. Luckily I have tiger’s blood running through my veins. Haha. Thank you for your concern.”

This would be mildly funny coming from say, just about anyone else on the planet, but considering that David recently did a stint in rehab that may or may not have worked, it’s hard to understand why he’d think he wouldn’t get called out for making this crack. You know what they say about people in glass houses, Davie.

But can I just say that we’re like, in our final days of this Charlie Sheen nonsense being funny? Don’t get me wrong, we’ll keep covering this story at EB and I’ll remain personally fascinated, but one more #TeamSheen or #Winning hashtag on my Twitter timeline and I’m going to lose my damn mind.

… And is going to be the subject of a magical binding ritual.  I know, that’s a lot of information.  Let’s break it down.

It’s been a crazy week for Charlie Sheen.  He’s been giving interviews, sending questionable texts, and most importantly, being autotuned.  And that’s a lot to keep up with.  In the midst of all the craziness, Charlie’s tossed around the term “warlock” a little too freely.  He’s called himself a “Vatican assassin warlock” (he also called himself a “gnarly gnarlington,” which I don’t think is being noted as much as it should be), and that crossed a big line for a group of witches in Salem, Massachusetts:

“Warlock is not a battle cry, that’s not what the word means,” said Salem warlock Christian Day, emphasizing that most witches and warlocks consider witchcraft to be a religion — and a peaceful one at that.

Some Salem witches are planning a ritual on Sunday, March 6, that they expect will dissuade Sheen from misusing the word warlock in the future. They also intend for the ritual to help Sheen cleanse himself of the negativity they believe is poisoning him.

“We want to try save him, as well as not have ourselves slandered,” said Laurie Stathopoulos, a witch who goes by the name Lorelei.

I can only assume that this whole affair is going to turn out like the movie, The Craft.  You guys have seen it, right?  There’s a binding ritual in that movie – the main girl gets a picture of the crazy girl, wraps a white ribbon around it and says “I bind you, Nancy, from doing harm, harm against other people and harm against yourself” about a million times – and it does not turn out well.  That’s exactly how this is going to go down. Charlie’s going to notice that someone tried to bind him, and he’s going to flip his shit, and he’s going to get his sidekicks, his fellow gnarly gnarlingtons, and they’re going to put all kinds of magic snakes and bugs in these witches’ houses and try to kill them, because you don’t fuck with this warlock.

In a perfect world, no one would wear midriff tops* and stupid short-sleeved shrugs over long-sleeved shirts.  Can we all agree on that? Is there anyone out there besides Jennifer Lopez who thinks that either of those things are acceptable fashion statements?

I mean, don’t get me wrong, I love Jennifer as much as anyone – my weekly contributions to this season of American Idol mostly consist of some variation of “hey, Jennifer Lopez is really pretty, huh?”, and one of my catchphrases is “do you guys want to watch Selena?” – but I just don’t understand why beautiful celebrities always feel the need to undermine my fashion advice.

*I know she can pull it off, I’m very aware of that, but she’s a 41-year-old woman, not a precocious 15-year-old girl in the 80′s.

Ugh can you even stand it. You could practically cut the excitement with a butter knife that’s been slathered with all sorts of high-calorie spreads and run lovingly over homemade breads, cinnamon rolls, and my personal favorite, beignets. MMM BUTTER.

Really, though, I know I bust a lot, but Khloe and Lamar actually make a really adorable couple, don’t they? You guys gonna watch this show?

Let’s just cut to the chase: Yes. Yes he could.

I told you the other day how much I LOVED Never Say Never, Justin’s documentary that’s currently out in theaters, and apparently I’m not the only brilliant mind who agrees that it was really something quite special.

The Hollywood Reporter printed a piece today saying that Justin’s doc is so good that it may be nominated as one of the best in its category next year and that he was swamped by A-list fans at the Vanity Fair Oscar party last weekend.

From THR:

“You’d be surprised at the caliber of people who came up to Justin at the Vanity Fair party at the Sunset Tower, most of whom had seen the movie [Never Say Never] and loved it,” says an insider. “There was even talk of putting it up for an Oscar next year in the documentary category. People appreciate that it’s not just a kids’ movie.” (THR’s Bill Higgins also noted Bieber was the star who awed the other stars at the Vanity Fair bash. The young singer would chat with someone and the buzz would immediately be: “What is Mick Jagger talking to Justin Bieber about?”)

Not surprised! As much shit as we’ve given the tiny gerbil with the formerly shaggy haircut, I actually find him to be truly talented and yo, that movie will change your life. When I saw it, here were people of all shapes, races and creeds clapping hands and singing “Baby” in the theater together by end of the whole thing. This might be bold, but within the next, Bieber’s gonna be the new Banksy. Except, you know, he’ll actually win.

I’ve you’ve seen Never Say Never, vote in the poll and let me know if you agree that it’s totally possible Justin Bieber could join the ranks of Hollywood’s very best.