These days, Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s good choices are coming fewer and further in between. The actress was snapped while shopping in Los Angeles yesterday and the dress she was wearing? It was unforgivable. On a much younger or much older woman with a much smaller or much larger frame, this frock could actually be cute in kind of a quirky way, but on the strangely bloated and aging Love, it was a hot mess. Especially when paired with black flats and a brown leather Louis bag.
I’m not an ageist, I’m not even a patternist (yes, that’s a made up word,) but I just can’t get over all the layers of wrong that are going on here. It’s infinite amounts of wrong.
According to the not-so-credible National Enquirer, Angelina Jolie is tired of her seriously gorgeous face and is ready for a new one. The source who spoke to them said that Angelina is so freaked out by the idea of aging that she wants to nip it in the bud and trade in her current face for a new one. A nose job, an eye lift, and a mini face lift are on the actresses list of dream surgeries. The source also added that Angie’s boyfriend Brad Pitt is not too keen on the idea.
While an actresses’ neuroticism would never shock me, I can’t see Angelina being the type to do this thing to herself. She’s no Rose McGowan or Meg Ryan, ya know? It’s as if being exceptionally beautiful has always just been a bonus for her, something she barely seems to notice or care about. If she was so vain, why would she have done heroin and dyed her hair that cheap black color for so long? Then again, bitches be crazy and who knows what Angelina’s like behind closed doors. She could be as big of a basketcase when it comes to her appearance as a high school girl and potentially way worse.
How crazy would it be for Angelina Jolie to have her face surgically reconstructed?
No, Cyndi’s career isn’t hurting as bad as her face was a few weeks ago. The singer’s flight out of Buenos Aires was delayed yesterday, so she decided to treat the entire terminal to an a capella version of one of her biggest hits. She sounds good and her skin seems to have recovered (homegirl totally had a chemical peel. I’d put money on it,) and I’m pretty jealous of everyone there. Ending your vacation in Buenos Aires with a surprise Cyndi Lauper concert? Awesome.
Apparently one of the lesser-known stars of a show on one of these kinds of networks was recently overserved and it ended with her puking her guts out on the floor of an LA convenience store…
This little known star on a children’s network just had a hush-hush moment after getting so drunk this week that she threw up on the floor of a local 7-Eleven. It was all made right when mommy manager swooped in and saved her with a stack of twenties in the cashier’s pocket.
So this is what we’re looking for: A B or C character on a Disney/Nickelodeon/Teen Nick-type show that is female, has a momager, and probably too young to drink legally. I’m guessing it’s a Disney star, because we all know how those kids turn out.
I’m mainly a Degrassi: The Next Generation girl and haven’t seen too many of the newer teen shows, so I won’t be of much help in terms of coming up with possible guesses, but the comment section on BlindGossip has Keke Palmer, Bella Thorne and whoever the chick is that plays Sam on iCarly as possibilities. I also like the guess of Brenda Song, who recently starred in The Social Network. The idea of her getting tanked at an Oscar party last weekend seems as realistic as any other scenario.
Hey, guys. My apartment is having work done on it and I woke up with some maintenance man’s face in my second story window and I screamed bloody murder. The day just got worse from there. They shut the water off to do work on the apartment below mine and I had to clean out my favorite coffee mug with seltzer water and my dog wouldn’t stop barking because he was under the impression we were being attacked. To top it off, my neck is making a clicking sound when I try to nod or shake my head and I may be mildly hungover from cheap white wine. And I currently look worse than Christina Aguilera in her mugshot. Basically, I want to eat an expensive french sandwich in bed and then kill myself. That’s where I’m at right now, so please forgive the slight gap in posting and any general weirdness you may be getting from me today. I’m going through it.
You wanna know who’s not going through it, though? (SMOOOOOOTH TRANSITION, GIRL) Jacqueline Laurita from Real Housewives of New Jersey. Homegirl is a mother of three and recently shed 30 pounds using some weight loss program called Medifast. While the Life & Style piece that told me about her weight loss kind of feels like an ad for this Medifast shit, I still think it’s mad commendable of Jacqueline to get all that unhealthy weight she was carrying around off of her body. And with two young kids in her house, too. Medifast or not, that’s impressive.
Lookin’ forward to see if Jac’s new body gives her some new swagger and perhaps a set of much-needed metaphorical balls on the new season of Real Housewives of New Jersey.
The over one million people that started following Charlie Sheen on Twitter within the first two days of him joining are probably going to be disappointed to learn that The Sheenius isn’t actually Tweeting himself.
On TV Guide’s Hollywood 411, airing Friday at 8pm Eastern, 7 Central, RadarOnline.com’s Senior Executive Editor @dylanshoward tells host Chris Harrison, “I’ll let you know a secret. He doesn’t actually do the tweets himself. He has a “tweet-master” as he calls it. He calls this person on the traditional cell phone, or the house phone when I was there, and says the message that he wants out.”
Charlie’s “Tweet Master” aka ghost Tweeter is actually some dude by the name of Bob Maron, and all I know about him is that he has less Twitter followers than me and the link on his account leads to a designer knockoff watch online store. I’d also be willing to bet that Charlie has called in approximately zero of the Tweets posted to his account and is just throwing this Bob dude a couple of 8 balls and the Goddesses for a night here and there.
He’s playing us like a damn fiddle! Don’t believe the hype!
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