If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times: Ladies, put the cell phone cameras down. Nude photos will only come back to haunt you.
The newest victim of her own careless sexting is Britney Spears, who sent several images of herself in various stages of undress to her former body guard, Fernando Flores. Only problem? Flores wanting nothing to do with Britney’s nude body and felt sexually harassed when she sent over the pictures. Last year he filed a lawsuit against the pop star, but since it hasn’t been settled, he saying there’s a real chance the pics may get released.
Last night a friend of Flores, who claims to have seen the pictures, said: “They are really explicit images that will shock and disgust the majority of her fans.
“Fernando says he can prove the photos were taken on Britney’s phone and sent to his mobile.
“He says she sent them last April when she was coming on to him on a daily basis. He left the following month.
“Some of the pictures show Britney with the camera between her legs. Others show her in provocative positions wearing lingerie.
“There are a few where she is naked, exposing herself in a way that she clearly hoped would make him aroused.”
There are certainly worse people to see naked than Britney Spears, but it’s a little surprising she’s waited so long to take care of this problem. It sounds like whatever photos he has of her are of a humiliating variety, and why she wouldn’t want to put a stop to that, especially when being faced with a lawsuit for sexual harassment, is truly a mystery.
I don’t know if the fact that I’m childless and probably have a drinking problem tells you how little I know about what it takes to raise a child, but I’d like to think I know the basics. As in, if I had a four year old daughter, there’s no way she’d be sucking on a pacifier as she strolled down the street. According to my brief Internet research, my instincts are pretty spot-on. You’re supposed to get your kid off the rubber sucker around the age of 12 months. Too much reliance on a pacifier can lead to all sorts of oral issues, orthodontic and speech issues included.
So why is four year old Suri Cruise walking around with a pacifier on her person? She’s not at home, digging through her old stuff, she’s carrying the thing on her. To me that implies that she’s a frequent pacifier user, and considering she’s four years old, that’s not a good thing. Girl’s going to end up with a fierce lisp and a set of Winehouse teeth.
Do you have kids over the age of three who still rely on a pacifier, and if so, do you notice that it’s hindering their development in any way?
Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson have been spending a lot of time together recently. First they went out for lunch in LA the other day and seemed super flirty, then they went off to Mexico together for a few days, and now that they’ve returned to their respective jobs, there is talk of the two of them taking another trip together soon. The two are planning a trip to Haiti in the spring. You know, because Sean Penn loves Haiti so much.
Surprised? No, no one should be surprised. Scarlett totally seems like the “I’m into older men” type and Sean Penn totally seems like the, “Young pussy? Why the hell not?” type, so the news that the two might be dating doesn’t come as a shock… but it sure is a gross thought. These two in bed together? Ugh. I have a vomit taste in my throat just thinking about it. Like, I feel like I’m catching sympathy daddy issues from her, if that’s a thing.
Neither Scarlett or Sean’s reps are speaking about their relationship status at the moment, so while nothing’s confirmed, it sure looks like these two are, at the very least, knockin’ da bootz.
Thoughts on Sean Penn & Scarlett Johansson dating?
Sarah Michelle Gellar is someone I think of very rarely (and that probably means only good things for her,) so I barely ever remember that she’s still totally married to the cute dude from She’s All That and that together they have a baby girl named Charlotte. In fact, I failed to remember that for so long that I was straight-up shocked to see that this baby is now a larger baby AKA a toddler, practically.
I don’t know, I’m thinking that SMG might be one of the smarter celebrities out there. She’s set for life off of her Buffy money alone yet she can still get work, she’s got an adorable husband who seems to be faithful to her (and vice versa) and they’ve got a really cute kid that’s not overexposed. Who would have thought it’d be possible for a celebrity to have a practically normal life, right Lindsay?
Miley Cyrus hosted Saturday Night Live last night, and although she seemed super nervous and sang in just about every sketch to avoid having to actually deliver comedic lines, she was generally pretty cool.
Anyone who’s been watching this season knows that new cast member Vanessa Bayer does a hilarious impression of Milers, so everyone was waiting for the moment when Real Miley would either face off with or confront Fake Miley. Instead we got something way better: Fake Miley sitting across from Real Miley, doing an impression of her good buddy Justin Bieber. This was, hands down, Miley’s greatest moment of the night. She clearly has Justin’s bit on lock, and I’m sure poking fun at her friend made sitting across from someone doing a borderline mean impression of her voice and mannerisms a little less awkward.
Other good bits from the show: A Disney Channel acting school sketch (Mickey is going to be PISSED when he sees this) and of course, the show’s Charlie Sheen intro, although Miley’s impression of Lindsay Lohan could use some serious work.
Check out the official photos in the gallery and let me know what you thought about Miley’s hosting job in the comments.
Or perhaps, because we’ve never really known a healthy Amy, it’s more like “a reintroduction to Amy Winehouse.”
The singer posed for a new round of promotional shots the other day, and according to The Daily Mail, her significantly more polished look isn’t a result of sitting in hair and make up for hours… According to Amy’s she’s actually started taking care of herself, if you can even believe. it. The decision to get healthier came after seeing photos of herself last January. Amy told Look Magazine, ‘I’ve finally escaped from hell. Before I came out here I looked at a photo of myself in the paper and was horrified. My skin was a spotty mess and I was so pale and skinny. I thought: ‘Girl, you’ve got to sort yourself out or you’ll be dead soon’.”
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