“You know, Kathy Griffin can do anything to me or say anything about me, because you know, she’s kind of this – she’s a 50-year-old adult bully is really what she is. … She’s kind of a has-been comedian and she can do those things to me. I would just ask for respect of my children. As she had stated on CNN that her New Year’s resolution was to destroy my 16-year-old daughter, that takes it a little too far. Kathy, pick on me, come up to Alaska and pick on me, but leave my kids alone.”
Oh how I would just LOVE to see a Kathy Griffin-Sarah Palin bitchfight erupt. It’d be grand on an epic scale of all holy hell.
A little back story – Griffin said, earlier this year, that her goal over the next twelve months would be to destroy Sarah’s youngest daughter, Willow, because Griffin hates people who hate other people, OK? And though it’d be thoroughly intriguing to find out what kind of menace Kathy could wreak upon the girl, who’s rumored to be a bigoted homophobe, and her life, she’s still a fucking sixteen-year-old girl. And I know – Miley was once a sixteen-year-old girl, too, and sometimes those are the better ages as a person evolves into the devil themselves, but give the kid a chance. She’s a Palin, after all, right? Left to her own devices, she’s sure to self-destruct for awhile at the very least.
Who would win in a celebrity death match between Kathy and Sarah, and what weapons would you like to see be used? (I’m pulling for WMDs, but a little birdie told me that they just. don’t. exist.)
So Demi Lovato, who was famously shipped to rehab after assaulting a female member of her tour crew, has finally come forward and made a videotaped announcement of her own regarding the stuff that went down behind closed doors and how thankful she is for the support of her fans, who were a big help in getting her through this entire ordeal.
I’m totally Team Demi, and I hope that she gets well, because life probably sucks shit through a straw when you’re a bit on the sad-face side, and *I also totally hope that the line about ‘if it weren’t for my fans … ‘ thing isn’t true, because if all I had was a bunch of nameless, faceless admirers sending me good vibes and well wishes and professing their love for me, and not real life family and friends helping me out, well fuck. I’d probably want to kill myself, too.
Thanks for the heads-up, girl! Good to see you back in the black!
*Before some of you with that particular part of the brain missing that determines sarcasm from the genuine stuff come forward and have a coronary on my doorstep, I’m totally being facetious.
If you hid under the blankets all weekend long and tried to rid yourself of the searing images of Charlie Sheen on EVERY FUCKING NEWS SHOW (like I did), good for you. However, Monday is here, and there’s even more Charlie Sheen fuckery to go around in the form of a live webcast hosted by the one, the only, the man, Charlie Sheen.
I know it’s probably going to be tough, but try your hardest to watch at LEAST 2:50 into the video and TELL ME that this dude is not either insane, or just, you know, on tons and tons of drugs. All I know is that this entire thing is not funny, it’s not amusing, it’s actually FUCKING TRAGIC, and if you don’t think so, just watch further into the video.
Charlie Sheen: where’s he going to be in six months?
I know you guys were all dying to know what it looked like, especially after his recent ‘abuse’ photo was released. Y’all were probably thinking, ‘Heck yes, the only thing hotter than this douchebag’s lips has got to be his wayward penis,’ so guys? Here it is. A picture of his penis, which was said to be taken for a girlfriend’s pleasure, and was also said to be leaked by Chris himself, though his rep vehemently denies it.
I mean, I’d deny it too, a penis that skinny. Laws yes.
Jump in for the extremely NSFW (and large) photo of Chris Brown’s magic stick and dangly bits.
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