You’ve all had your chance to weigh in on Lady Gaga’s “Born This Way,” and the majority of you guys are not fans. And if you hate Lady Gaga, then I know who you just have to adore – Katy Perry!*
For what it’s worth, I like this version more than the original. Then again, it doesn’t make me feel like I’m right on the brink of having a seizure for four straight minutes like Lady Gaga’s music does. How do you guys feel about Katy Perry’s cover?
*Of course I’m joking. It’s sort of an “all or nothing” thing with these ladies, right? I’ve never heard of someone being like “Oh, Lady Gaga, fuck her, she’s worthless. Hey, can you put on “California Gurls?”
So Amanda Bynes, who’s main claim to fame lately is her off-the-wall tweeting about life and how much she just lurrrves black men and how she’s quitting Twitter, but not and then again, and ohmigosh I can’t even KEEP UP with the drama that ensues over on this bitch’s page.
But anyway, it’s been about a minute or so since the public’s thought about good old Amanda, so she’s gone to the only public medium that’ll take her wacko BS (uh, that’d be Twitter) to post pictures of herself in a bikini. Badly. With a flash. In front of a mirror. ‘Cause that always works out so well.
For all of you out there that said ‘There’s no way that THAT pencil dick belongs to CHRIS BROWN, y’all,’ here it is, proven in all its glory, that Easy Breezy Brown is packing light.
God hates people-beaters, Chris. The proof is in the pudding. Your penis is the proof.
And this is what Kendra’s been wearing to Dancing With the Stars rehearsals. And if you didn’t know that she’s in the upcoming DWTS sesh, well, hey. You do now.
As for our girl, Kendra’s got a banging body, and she looks even better than ever now that she’s squeezed a baby out, but MAN that OUTFIT. It is just AWFUL. Honestly, I don’t care who you are, what your legs look like, or just how tanned and toned you are – stay away from the 1960′s (striped!) gym shorts, kids. They are just plain EVIL.
10 celebrities who are anti-medicine nuts. [The Frisky]
What pregnant female celebrity is making it her business to look as NON-pregnant as possible, doing everything in her power to remain skin-and-bones? [Lainey Gossip]
Kelly Kapowski is not dead, gives interview. [Right Celebrity]
Sophie Monk is back on the market. BOOBS NIPPLES BOOBS. [The Blemish]
Ryan Reynolds is NOT boning Sandra Bullock, but he IS boning THIS. [The Superficial]
Kelsey Grammer is already sabotaging his new marriage. [Betty Confidential]
So are you guys going to watch The Kennedys, which was dropped by The History Channel shortly after it wrapped, and is now on some obscure and awesome-sounding station called ‘ReelzChannel,’ something that I have no idea if it even EXISTS in the scope of my network programming?
This is the Big Project that Katie Holmes (who portrays Jackie Kennedy) has been working on for the past ever, so if the premiere – which is supposed to be on April 3rd, unless ReelzChannel drops it, too – doesn’t go well, Tom is probably going to spank her with his MIND. Will you watch it then, or did you have some other big plans for April 3rd?
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