Miljenko Parserisas Bukovic, a newspaper salesman from Mexico is getting some worldwide attention for his collection of Julia Roberts tattoos. There are currently 82 images of her face all over his body and he’s spent over 1,000,000 pesos to have this done.
Miljenko says that he started making his body a shrine to all things Julia after seeing the actress in Erin Brockovich, and he says he’ll keep going until every inch of his body is covered with her face.
Well, Miley and Vanessa… You two idiots are officially out of the running for having the dumbest tattoos I’ve ever seen. And Julia? Girl. you better up your security.
Does anyone out there have a tribute to their favorite celeb inked on their body?
Tila did a little interview recently, and someone had the brilliant idea to ask her about Charlie Sheen. And this is what our girl had to say:
“I could definitely do a better job than [Bree Olson and Natalie Kenly] can,” Tila says. “He won’t need anyone else around. There’d only be one goddess. I could show Chucky a good time — but also help him out.”
She went on to talk about how Charlie needs help, so on and so forth, but I say save that talk for Dr. Drew (who, by the way, thinks that maybe Charlie needs to be put on a 5150, or an involuntary hold for not-so-stable people). All I care about is how Tila Tequila wants to be Charlie Sheen’s goddess. Can you even imagine how fantastic that would be? Charlie could save Tequila from Juggalo attacks and make classy sex tapes with her, and Tila could give Charlie that Shot at Love – real love – that he truly deserves.
This is what Lindsay wore to court today. Call me crazy, but I don’t think that latex is an appropriate material to wear in a courtroom. But this girl was 35 minutes late today, natch, so you know she was just rifling through her closet, trying to find something classy and appropriate. Maybe next time, Lindsay.
If you’re interested in how things went for Lindsay in court, here’s a quick rundown: they went all right. She has until March 23rd to decide if she wants to take the plea deal, which will mean six months in jail. If she decides to refuse the deal, then the date of the preliminary hearing is set for April 22nd. The fun thing is that if she chooses to go to trial, then the judge will use the preliminary hearing to decide if she violated her probation, and if she did (and she totally did), then guess who is going to await trial from prison?
So, uh, ‘funny,’ or ‘die’? I mean, it was funny, and he’s definitely gonna die (if not this year, you know, eventually), but is the Charlie hype all it’s cracked up to be?
If you’re cool and savvy and worldly, you’ll probably know who Calvin Harris is – he’s a singer/songwriter/DJ/producer from the UK and is also pretty popular, too.
If you’re sheltered and resistant to exposing yourself to new things like me, you probably had to Google him and analyze his Wiki page or, just read this sorry excuse for a Calvin Harris bio and said ‘OK.’
Either way, this is the dude that our very favorite girl Ke$ha is rumored to be hooking up with. During her recent UK tour, eyewitnesses claim that the two were almost ‘fornicating‘ (that’s high-brow speak for ‘fucking’ ICYDK) at a Rihanna concert:
“They were getting right into it. They were practically fornicating.”
Good for Ke$ha, not so good for Mr. Harris here. I mean, come on. You mean to tell me he didn’t see the trashy photos of Ke$ha’s pearl necklace? Or … maybe he did and he’s just into that kind of unwashed, skanked-out kind of vadge.
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