Mar 30, 2011 at 01:30 pm by Sarah

photo of rooney mara pictures Details on The Hangover Part II. [Betty Confidential]

I wonder if they all dye their pubes black, too. [The Superficial]

Hey, look, another magazine that sucked the face off of Zooey Deschanel. [Amy Grindhouse]

Britney looks constipated. [ICYDK]

Kim Cattrall on gaining 20 pounds to play an aging porn star. [The Frisky]

Rooney Mara is the ‘Girl With the Dragon Tattoo’ to a TEE. [Caught on Set]

The backstory on Perez Hilton‘s new book. [OMGBlog]

Win a SIGNED COPY of The Pretty Reckless‘ album! [Celebuzz]

Uh, now nobody wants to tour with Britney Spears. [IDLYITW]

His ‘career has just peaked.’ Yeah, OK. [Pajiba]

Paris Hilton: ‘There is nothing like me.’ Um, yeah, there is – it’s called ‘scabies.’ [I'm Not Obsessed]

I would TOTALLY do Adam Lambert‘s boyfriend, thanks. [Socialite Life]

Mar 30, 2011 at 12:30 pm by Sarah

This was, by far, one of the funniest things Britney‘s done in recent years. Or fuck, aside from that whole driving-country-with-her-kid-on-her-lap thing, maybe the funniest EVER, unless you count that whole ‘I didn’t sleep with Justin Timberlake’ business.

FUNNY.

And Johnny Knoxville? Mm-mmm boy. I think Emily called that shit right out. This man gets hotter and hotter by the minute.

Mar 30, 2011 at 11:30 am by Sarah

So, alright. Teen Wolf. I remember Teen Wolf when it was this cute, campy 80′s flick that continued to convince America that Michael J. Fox was this talented, charming, and zany dynamo of an actor and everyone thought sprouting fangs and hair would be weird. This, however? Is more like a Teen Wolf-Twilight hybrid, and I think the werewolf craze has only just begun.

Now, I STILL haven’t seen the Twilight movies, because they’re just not my thing, and though this trailer for MTV’s new series, the aforementioned Teen Wolf comes across as Twilight-esque as they come, guys? I think it still maybe looks alright. The kid who plays the wolf, Tyler Posey, sort of makes me uncomfortable with those dark eyes and chiseled jaw, so naturally, I had go to and Google this kid’s age in order to make myself feel better and not-at-all pedophile-like. (It’s cool – he’s going to be 20 this year.)

Excuse me while I go, um, rewatch this trailer.

Mar 30, 2011 at 10:30 am by Molls

The last time I bought a designer purse for full retail was like, 1999 and I bought it with saved babysitting money, so I personally don’t really give a shit who’s doing the ads for Chanel’s handbags. However, some of the people at Chanel care, and they’re not too pleased with the company’s decision to use actress Blake Lively in their new campaign.

From our friends at Jezebel:

Apparently, there have been “internal grumblings” at Chanel’s U.S. division over the brand’s choice to hire Blake Lively as a face. Certain people say that Lively’s is an “off-brand look” — “the bitchy fashion industry’s clinical way of saying that Lively’s contemporary American beauty does not dovetail with Chanel USA’s efforts to sell its fashions as the height of European sophistication,” explains the Daily News. When Lively was named the new star of the brand’s ads, she memorably told the press that Chanel handbags are special because they’re “full of dreams.”

Yes, there is something very “American” about her look, but that’s why we like her over here, right? It may be an insult in the world of International Fashionz, but when you’re an American TV star, looking like an American TV star is totally appropriate, but….

Yo, is it bitchy to say that I kind of agree that Blake Lively has kind of fallen off in the last year or so? Like, six months to a year ago the girl was smokin’ and looked just a couple years older than her age. Then last night I saw a clip of her on the news and today I’m seeing this and damn! Blake looks like she’s 35! And I don’t mean that in an (entirely) ageist way, I mean that the girl’s doing something unhealthy, even if it’s just long hours on set. It’s not normal to age like that over the course of a year.

Anyway, do you think that Blake has what it takes to sell some Chanel bags, or do you agree that there could have been a better face for the famous brand?

Should Blake Lively be the face of Chanel?
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Mar 30, 2011 at 09:30 am by Molls

After years of living with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, Isabella Cruise, Tom’s adopted daughter from his first marriage to actress Nicole Kidman, has decided that she wants to live with her mother. Now 17-years-old, Bella is close with her mother for the first time in years and has told Tom and Katie that she’d prefer living a more low-key life in Nashville with her real mother and her step-dad.

Of course this also means that she’d no longer have to practice her father’s religion of choice, Scientology. A source close to Nicole said that if Bella were to live with her and her husband Keith Urban, she wouldn’t be forced to be a part of the church, which is a major concern to her controlling father.

For years the Kidman-Cruise kids have been painted as children who hated Nicole and immediately chose their father over her during their divorce.  I think it’s fucking fantastic that we’re finding out that not only is that not the case, but that Tom’s ties to his religion may have been the reason the kids stayed with him the whole time. Where the former couple’s other adopted child, Connor, will wind up is yet to be seen.

Mar 30, 2011 at 08:30 am by Sarah

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It’s official that Brooklyn Decker should never wear anything aside from a bikini. And nudity. [Celebuzz]

Rihanna loves to be spanked. On that, I have no non-offensive comment. [The Frisky]

Was George Clooney caught in a hooker scandal along with Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi? [Lainey Gossip]

You will ALWAYS see Natalie Zea’s nipples. It’s, like, her creed. [The Superficial
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Blake Lively isn’t high class enough to face Chanel. [Cele|Bitchy]

And here I was thinking all this time that BRITNEY was supposed to be ENRIQUE‘s opening act. My bad. [TMZ]

Mad Men is officially on ‘hiatus’ ’til 2012. [The Blemish]

What the fuck were they thinking, putting Chris Brown on Dancing With the Stars, anyway? [Right Celebrity TV]

Does Courteney Cox have a new boyfriend already? [Socialite Life]

Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn are now officially labeled as ‘dating.’ [Popbytes]

Bill Murray‘s gonna do WHAT?! [Huffington Post]