Earlier this week, you guys all revealed your love for theorizing about dick. And that’s fine, that’s healthy, carry on. Specifically, carry on with James Franco.
Before you get your hopes up and your pants down, let me tell you that we’re not sure if this is a penis or not. It could be a finger, it could be an artfully placed wrist. I don’t know, that’s why I’m turning to you guys. So jump on in and let me know what exactly it was that James tweeted last night.
OK, I came across these photos this afternoon and I was confused as fuck. Pink, who’s apparently pregnant, was at this movie premiere of something last night looking like … alright, well, looking like either Judy Dench or Mrs. Roper. And it’s positively KILLING me that I can’t put my finger on just which one it is. I mean, I’ve always had this wicked indecisive streak in me, but facing up against something THIS GREAT, something THIS HEINOUSLY FABULOUS (or is it fabulously heinous, there’s another fucking dilemma for the pot), I’m at a loss for words.
So I STILL haven’t tuned into American Idol yet this season, despite a lot of your vehement urgings that it’s totally the best year yet, but my mom, who IS a huge Idol fan, and won’t even take my phone calls when the show is on, emailed this to me last night after I’d gone to bed.
And I’m soooo glad that she did. Adam Lambert, who I thought was a COMPLETE FUCKING TOOL during HIS stint on American Idol has grown on me so hard, and so completely, and his performance last night completely clinched it for me that he’s a total rock star in his own right, and will be around for a long time to come. You might not like his particular musical genre, and you might think his ‘I’m like dudes and I’m going to grind my crotch in this other hot dude’s face to fucking PROVE IT TO YOU’-type of sexuality is questionable, but you cannot deny that this guy has got a serious load of talent. I particularly like this song, as it sort of channels another man with a serious load of talent, lead singer of Live, Ed Kowalczyk.
“This is very painful for me, not the least of which … I’m sorry, I can’t believe I’m saying this … The fact is, I am a troll. It’s not something I like to talk about. My parents don’t even know I’m a troll … Of course, I guess they do now. The truth is, there’s not a lot of tolerance for people like me, especially in Hollywood. To avoid ignorance and bullying, I’ve had to hide the fact that I’m a troll. You have no idea how much time and money I’ve spent on electrolysis and hair dye and reconstructive surgery.”
Jon Cryer, admitting that he’s a troll. It’s actually, more than likely, the most entertaining thing that I’ve heard all week long.
Cryer’s Two and Half Men co-star, Charlie Sheen, blasted him earlier in the week, saying that because Cryer didn’t reach out to him during his time of distress, he was a ‘troll.’ Charlie then redacted his claim, saying something like ‘OK, I’m sorry, it’s not true, he’s not a troll,’ and tried for a half-assed apology, but Cryer clearly got the last laugh on this one. (I’m still totally laughing.)
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