I’m not sure how this is actual news and not a poorly written plot line in a D-grade romantic comedy or sitcom, but Justin Bieber’s Liverpool hotel room was reportedly crashed by two girls dressed in hotel maid costumes. As in, these girls are huge fans, couldn’t get into the hotel where he was staying, stole some uniforms from housekeeping and then walked right into his suite and pretended to clean while secretly taking photos in Justin’s bedroom. It wasn’t until a member of Justin’s entourage heard giggling coming from his room that they were caught. After a brief tongue lashing from both Bieber’s people and hotel reps, the girls were turned loose on the condition that they never come back.

Guys, was this not a plot from an episode of Saved by the Bell? Like, didn’t Kelly and Lisa dress up like maids and sneak into a musician’s hotel room once? Or was it a Full House episode? Either way, I cannot believe that that shit works in real life. Like, should these girls get a free ride to Harvard or something for having the brains and guts to pull this off?

A photo of Vanessa Hudgens making out with former Zooey 101 star Alexa Nicolas has been leaked and it’s raising questions about her sexuality. Normally I’d put my foot down about this kinda talk for a couple reasons (1) Who the fuck cares if she’s gay and 2) I’m pretty sure 20-something girls and teens everywhere dip into the whole ‘making out with other ladies for fun’ thing at some point,) but I’m kind of fascinated by the idea now.

If Vanessa Hudgens is an undercover lesbian, that would explain her entire relationship with Zac Efron. They were acting as EACH OTHER’S beards! It wasn’t just her covering for him! They were covering for each other! Now I feel like kind of an idiot for not coming up with this theory on my own and quite a long time ago. It almost seems obvious now.

What do you think? Are Vanessa and Alexa lip-locking for the hell of it, or is it something more?

Rihanna‘s been rocking red wigs for a minute now, and while she can work the hell out of a straight look, I am straight-up disturbed by the color/texture combo she had going on with the wig she wore out yesterday. Sure, I can see an Iman/Diana Ross thing going on there, but mostly I can’t help but think of one of the most famous villains in cartoon history, Sideshow Bob. Luckily for Ri, she’s a babe no matter what’s going on with her mane, but for the record: This is not a good look.

What do you think of Rihanna’s wig?

Mila Kunis probably broke Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel up. [The Superficial]

Kirsten Dunst – totally sober. Right. [I'm Not Obsessed]

Trouble in paradise for Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson? [Earsucker]

I could have lived a lifetime without seeing Snooki‘s bare ass. [TMZ]

Mel Gibson pleads ‘no contest.’ I don’t even fucking know what that means, but he avoided jail time for assault. [ICYDK]

Katherine Heigl emerges from under the rocks with a new haircut. [The Blemish]

Selena Gomez wants you to get that camera the fuck out of her face. [Celebuzz]

Eddie Cibrian no longer relies on LeAnn Rimes to support him financially. Let the breakup rumors begin! [Betty Confidential]

Amber Rose tells everyone how much she weighs, asks how fat she is. [Huffington Post]

Lisa Rinna: FIRED. [Bitten and Bound]

Remember when Usher was married to Tameka Foster, the woman who was made famous for popping out a few Usher juniors and getting the shadiest liposuction ever?  Well, add another little achievement to her list, because she’s also banged Usher on camera, and that certainly deserves a mention.

According to TMZ, someone’s going around, trying to sell the tape, and they sent in a little sexy snippet from the video as a preview, I guess. TMZ also says that it’s definitely Usher and Tameka, and that “the people in the video are both givers,” so you can let that little mental image satisfy you until the tape leaks.

Would you want to see the Usher sex tape?  I think I would. The way I imagine it, Usher is a tender and attentive lover, and he soulfully sings “Nice and Slow” the whole time.  I expect I’ll be disappointed when the real tape comes out and he’s singing a really creepy version of “U Got It Bad” instead.

Ok, today’s Tweet of the Day is going to work a little bit differently than you’re used to, mostly because Soulja Boy is the world’s best tweeter and also I don’t feel like pretending to care about whatever Kim Kardashian is mindlessly retweeting right now.  No, I want to focus solely on Soulja Boy, because that dude was talking tons of nonsense last night, and I want to do my part to give him a bigger platform to express his whacked out emotions.  So I’m going to show you guys what he had to say, save his replies to fans and twitpics of his shoes (he was so on fire last night), and then we’re going to talk about how you feel about this wonderful man:

I also managed to see Soulja Boy’s live stream, which included such memorable moments as “yo, press 1 if you like anime” and ended far too soon with a declaration of “I’m gonna go play Halo and eat pizza.”  All I’m saying is that Tupac better watch himself, because Soulja Boy is creeping up as the number one gangsta rapper in my heart.