First there was the news of Ashlee’s unattractive behavior in the impending custody battle, then the girl rebounded with a friend of Pete’s, and now this.
See, one of the most popular, most likely theories regarding this couple’s divorce is that Pete really, really doesn’t want it to happen. And now he’s going on tour for a month, and you know what Ashlee does? She takes him out for lunch to “boost his spirits before he left.” Twice.
I hate this move so much. I know that Ashlee and Pete have a child, but this wasn’t a visit, this was a play. You can’t stretch out that “Pieces of Me” money when you have to pay those legal fees, right Ashlee?
This is Rebecca Black. She’s 13, and her first music video currently has just over 5.5 million views on YouTube. Sound familiar?
Ok, I could break down this shitty song all day long. I could mock the lyrics (I know it’s hard to figure out which seat to take in a car full of people, but the first verse in your pop song is not the place to discuss that), I could mock her baby Ke$ha voice, I could even raise concerns over why a 13-year-old girl is friends with a dude who can drive a car and doesn’t mind dropping her off at middle school. I could do all of those things, but I won’t, because this girl’s 13 and it’s just sad.
The thing is that little Rebecca’s song and video were made by a company called Ark Music Factory, a terrifying place where parents can pay to have their little angels star in their very own music video. If you check out Ark’s YouTube channel, you can see all sorts of teenage girls in embarrassing videos, and if that wasn’t as creepy for you to read as it was for me to write, then you’re part of the problem.
Look, if this girl was a grown woman with a knowledge of how ridiculous she sounds like Ke$ha or if she was legitimately talented with some swagger like Justin Bieber, I’d be all over her. But she’s not. She’s a misguided girl that the whole internet is laughing at, and she doesn’t deserve it. That horrible company that wrote the song and produced the video do – seriously, whoever masterminded this shit show needs to reconsider every choice they’ve ever made in their lives.
“I have no desire right now. I’m not saying never; it just seems weird. I don’t even know how that would happen or how you meet people. I don’t like to go out. I’m not great at small talk … I don’t like to go to parties.”
I guess she’s getting a divorce. Though she doesn’t really come out and SAY it, she intimates it by talking about a possible dating life down the road, and generally speaking, you don’t go and reenter the dating pool without having been divorced. I don’t know. Usually, I guess. But we’re talking about David Arquette here – the man’s an overgrown child. Maybe an on-the-side fling is EXACTLY what they both need. Then Courteney can bring home a real man, show David what it’s like to be a big boy, new dude can act like his father, and the three of them could get into some kind of crazy, sexy role-playing business.
You know, I know we give Kate Hudson a lot of flak here about being an overgrown, attention-seeking, serial-dating drama queen that’s stuck at the perpetual age of thirteen, but guys? She’s looking pretty good in her most recent pregnancy photos.
Hudson was caught vacationing with her latest victim, Matthew Bellamy of Muse, and her son (who is by another rock musician, Chris Robinson of the Black Crowes) in the Caribbean this past weekend, soaking up the sun’s rays and as much attention from both men as she could get.
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