Mar 17, 2011 at 10:30 am by Sarah

photo of rihanna and colin farrell out on a date pictures

So it looks like there might have been some truth to the rumors going around that Rihanna and Colin Farrell have been exchanging racy text messages. Bossip has the scoop on what’s going on with Rihanna and Farrell, and it sounds hot and heavy:

The pair did not want to be photographed together so came out of Santa Monica eatery Giorgio Baldi separately last night. Rihanna looked demure, by her standards, in black cropped trousers and a silver blouse. Her curly red hair made sure she was noticed though as she exited the Italian restaurant. Farrell meanwhile, looked rather sheepish as he made a quick dash out wearing jeans and a black T-shirt.

It has been reported in recent weeks that the pair have been sending flirty text messages to each other. The Sun claims that Farrell, 34 has ‘worked his charms on Rihanna to such an extent she hasn’t stopped texting him’, since they swapped numbers earlier this year when they both appeared on The Graham Norton Show in the UK. A source told the paper: ‘Colin was taken aback by some of the texts. He reckons he might well be in there. They’re both single, so why not?’ It is also rumoured that he will be introducing the 23-year-old to his two sons, James, seven and 18-month-old Henry, while she is in LA.

I mean, how hot would this couple be? Even though Colin Farrell’s kind of settled down in the past few years, and Rihanna is known for being a size queen, the two of them together?  TOTALLY HOT.

What do you guys think of this couple?

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Image courtesy of Bossip

Mar 17, 2011 at 09:30 am by Sarah

picture of christina aguilera cellulite photos

Don’t forget, starting officially on April 1st, we’ll have weekly ‘Caption This’ contests that result in real, live prizes. Pull out your funniest and stick ‘em in the comments.

This past week’s winner on the Taylor Momsen photo:

Winner: Alicia
“I fuck for Satan, and the spawn is crowning!!!”

1st Runner-Up: blasted1
“ … And all this time we thought that shitty noise was coming out of her mouth.”

2nd Runner-Up: Channa
“This crap would be so much easier to take onstage if I was wearing my ass-less leather chaps!”

3rd Runner-Up: Stacey
“Taylor’s so hardcore – I bet she shits rusty nails.”

Congrats to you funny fuckers!

Now work your magic on the Aguilera photo.

Mar 17, 2011 at 08:30 am by Sarah

picture of gay joe jonas photos

The Situation‘s career is totally over, thank God. [The Superficial]

I really hate it when celebrities blatantly pretend to be something that they’re not, don’t you? [Celebuzz]

Joe Jonas is definitely the gay one. [ICYDK]

Who’d cheat on Christina Hendricks FFS? [Pajiba]

What teen cult movie is coming back, just in time for one of its stars to go to rehab? [Huffington Post]

Is Paris Hilton still hiding that baby bump? Survey says ‘yes.’ [Celebrity Dirty Laundry]

Katharine McPhee‘s career is apparently not over. [Caught on Set]

See how much more LUCID Katie Holmes looks when she’s not with Tom Cruise? The difference is fucking amazing. [Popbytes]

Want to see the Royal Wedding live and exclusive? [Bitten and Bound]

Mar 17, 2011 at 07:30 am by Sarah

photo of Rebecca Black Twitter pictures

Ah the age-old discussion of ‘frying pan’ or ‘fire.’ The lesser of two evils, if you will.  Pardon me for a few minutes while I tear my eyes out and ears off trying to make my decision.

Above, you see the Twitter account of Rebecca Black. If you weren’t here the other day when we unveiled her viral video on the site, or if you happen to be both deaf and blind (and if that’s the case, then I guess this is going to do you no good either), Rebecca Black is the thirteen-year-old girl who is the, uh, voice behind web sensation ‘Friday.’ I use the term ‘sensation’ lightly here, because I’m trying to teach my three-year-old what it means. In my definition, ‘sensation’ is akin to ‘catastrophe,’ ‘bad, bad thing,’ and ‘you’re in trouble, missy.’ I know it’s kind of misleading, but see? I’m up to try all sorts of crazy crap in order to avoid my child growing up and feeling the need to become a misled media zombie at the ripe old age of thirteen. We’ll see if I win, keep your fingers crossed.

On a related note, do any of you guys wish that Justin Bieber would get the black plague and just fall off the face of the earth? Or would it be better if Rebecca Black’s parents pulled the plug on this lunacy once and for all? I’m kind of hoping for both, but that’s because I was never taught how to compromise growing up (see mom, it does come in handy sometimes.  However, I WAS taught not to ride in cars with boys and reckless girls at the age of thirteen and avoid any rapping men who were clearly forty and trying to come off much, much younger.  Creeps.

Here’s the vid in case you didn’t see it the other day.

Mar 17, 2011 at 06:30 am by Sarah

photo of lindsay lohan in new york city before court pictures

What happen to the bright, shiny golden girl that emerged from jail and rehab, victorious to be alive, modeling for all sorts of craziness and actually looking – ugh, dare I say it – hot?

Lindsay was photographed in New York City earlier in the week, visiting family before she probably goes back to jail, looking all sorts of harried and stressed and, par for the course, redolent of crack vibes.

What gives, Linds?

Mar 17, 2011 at 05:30 am by Sarah

picture of leann rimes weight loss before and after photos

Here’s a pretty good ‘before-and-after’ photo of LeAnn from the time that she said that she DIDN’T lose weight to the current time. I mean, the picture kind of speaks for itself – you don’t have to be a rocket scientist to figure this one out: LeAnn Rimes lost weight. LeAnn Rimes actually lost a pretty FAIR AMOUNT of weight, and I’m not quite understanding her outcry over allegations that she’s LOST said weight.

I get that weight fluctuates – my God, I gained sixty pounds during pregnancy, took seventy-five off in the months after delivery, and put fifteen back on within a year. Weight happens, you know. But you can well bet that I didn’t deny gaining – or losing or gaining – that weight, especially when there were comparison photos in place to discredit my rantings. LeAnn claims that a regular breakfast for her consists of ‘poached eggs, whole wheat toast and Italian ham [with] fresh berries.’ Ham? What’s ham? Girl, if I even LOOK at ham, my legs turn INTO ham.

I get it: you lost weight, LeAnn. I’m glad you have something you consider ‘controversial’ to squawk about on your Twitter page these days, but come on. This just isn’t all that interesting.  Just stay healthy.