I know a lot of you guys automatically had a slew of chicks that you could think of to fit that description, and I can’t blame you, but just wait a second now. Check out the blind item, dish courtesy of Blind Items Exposed, and venture your guesses in the comments:
She’s long had a reputation for being absolute hell to work with. I mean like straight up crazy. Leaves her shit, sometimes literally, everywhere, specifies exact times when people can or cannot talk to her, is foaming at the mouth insane one minute, calm and collected the next. Lately her opportunities have dried up. And this is a good example of why.
Press junket. A handler has to make sure she wakes up in the morning. Because she’s not a proper adult? She finds her completely out of it. Has to put her in the shower and HOLD HER UP. Picture that please. A grown woman having to be physically SUPPORTED in the shower to make sure she can go and do her JOB. She then had to be spoon fed her breakfast. And she had to be dressed. Like, let’s put on your socks! Finally they get her to the point where she can be seen in public. A journalist is soon expected for an interview. Through it all she’s still a fucking zombie.
Soon as the reporter comes into the room though, a switch goes off. She’s alive. She’s engaging. She can speak in proper sentences. And you can imagine, for the people who’ve experienced this, who’ve had to work with her, who have to manage the unpredictability of this, how scary it must be, how utterly unsettling, even more unsettling than most of her peers. And in her business, that’s a pretty high standard.
Naturally, when I read ‘foaming at the mouth,’ my first (mean) inclination was to say ‘Britney.’ But the whole thing about opportunities drying up, that kind of negates it. Britney’s hot right now, everyone wants a piece. My second guess would be Paula Abdul. I love Paula, but it does seem that she could be pretty difficult to work with, especially when the producers of American Idol aren’t around to give massive doses of Thorazine. My second guess would be Christina Aguilera. Her appeal is dropping quickly, and I can see her being all incoherent and ridiculous to the point where she needs to be supported in the shower, can’t you?
You know, I WAS THAT KID who was CRAZY FRIGHTENED BY CLOWNS. My friends used to bring these stupid porcelain dolls to the house for sleepovers and chase me all around with them, and naturally, I’d freak to the point of almost pissing myself. That was ages ago, and I’m not into the whole ‘pissing myself’ thing anymore, but I still don’t really do clowns. And even though Katy Perry is probably as harmless as they come, I’m remaining on my guard.
All of you Billy Ray Cyrus/Tish Finley fans can heave a giant, toothy sigh of relief: Billy Ray has announced that he’s retracted his bid for divorce.
Billy Ray, who’s going to be on The View this week, tells his supporters that he ‘finally fixed his family,’ and wants to move on with life:
“I’ve dropped the divorce. I want to put my family back together … Things are the best they’ve ever been. I feel like I got my Miley back in a way. I feel like we are the daddy and daughter that we were before Hannah Montana happened.”
But even though he said in previous interviews that Hannah Montana ruined his family, he’s taking those words back too:
“I don’t think Hannah Montana ruined my family … Now fame, fame is a different animal. You’ve got to be careful with that thing.”
Call me crazy, or call me country or whatever, but I get what he’s saying, and you know what? I am IN this FAMILY’S corner. I’m glad to hear that another family that was almost destroyed by Disney is back on the mend, because fuck. I think Disney’s helped enough families along the path to destruction, haven’t they?
Tell me something: does America still have a major hard on for the Black Eyed Peas? I mean, fuck, they’ve been booked at a crap ton of major events like the Super Bowl, Dick Clark’s New Years Eve show (like, two years in a row or something, I think), and here they are performing on American Idol (again), too. But, you know, I never hear ANYONE say, ‘Man, those Black Eyed Peas? I JUST LOVE ‘EM.’
Is there something I’m missing? Because I can only hear ‘Hey Mama’ and ‘Boom Boom Pow’ so many times before I want to cut off my own air supply.
Anyone who watched the most recent version of The Real World: New Orleans will tell you that the relationship between cast members Jemmye and Knight was toxic, overly-emotional and doomed from the start, but if you needed any further proof, the two were thrown in jail together Saturday night.
The arrests happened after Jemmye claimed that a nightclub security guard punched her in the face and her boyfriend (yeah, they’re officially a couple now,) Ryan Knight, threw a punch in an attempt to defend her. They both took to their Twitter to report the incident, with Jemmye saying, “went 2 jail Bc a securit y guy punched me black eye from a grown *ss man yet the police arrest me This is y women are to scared 2 go 2 cops,” and Knight saying, “Got jumped because some f*cking bouncer hit @JustJem24. I got him but didn’t go so well for the 3on 1.”
Jemmye later posted a photo of herself with a black eye that you can see in the gallery below, but we’re now learning that the bruise most likely came from her own fist. A security guard at the nightclub reported that whenever the cops weren’t looking at Jemmye, she would strike herself in the face. Wow, looking for publicity by lying about abuse. Sounds like Jemmye may go to the same PR classes as Tila Tequila and Jayde Nicole.
These two idiots are the most recent former Bunim-Murray employees to spend time in the slammer. You may recall that just a couple weeks ago, Abe from Road Rules: South Pacific was arrested in Massachusetts for public intoxication and later smeared his jail cell walls with his own feces. Instead of letting these famewhoring idiots back out into the world after filming their show, can’t they just send them directly to Celebrity Rehab?
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