Mar 18, 2011 at 02:30 pm by
Molls
Sandra Bullock is known for being a pretty down-to-earth lady, but the makeover she got for Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close better win her that second Oscar, because it’s doing her looks no justice. The hair, which is surely a wig (as IF Sandy would do this to her real mane,) reminds me of every teacher I ever had who went three months too long between trims. Maybe it’ll be the hair and make up team who takes home the awards on this one…
Wigs, I love you, but you’ve been doing some of my favorite ladies a serious disservice lately…
Mar 18, 2011 at 01:30 pm by
Sarah
Trash talking trash: Andrew Dice Clay (I know, I laughed too) rips another celebrity. [The Superficial]
You bastards make Rebecca Black cry with all your hate. [Celebuzz]
Avril Lavigne pretends she knows how to do stuff, I chuff. [Buzzworthy]
Elin Nordegren and Tiger Woods reconciling? [TMZ]
Demi Lovato donates a million bucks to Japan. [Socialite Life]
Lindsay Lohan might not be drinking (it’s outlawed in her probation dontyouknow), but she’s definitely eating and bathing in cocaine. [The Blemish]
Minka Kelly rides it. Very well. [Caught on Set]
The Foo Fighters tell Glee to fuck off. I love it. [Huffington Post]
HOW MANY female celebs were targeted with the latest naked-photo-bust? [Popbytes]
Mar 18, 2011 at 12:30 pm by
Emily
You guys know about Tosh.0, right? You should, because our Molls was on the show, and if you haven’t seen it then I would strongly suggest you evaluate where your loyalties lie. Anyway, if you haven’t seen it, just know that you need to turn on a television every now and again to see what’s going on in the world, and that it’s a show on Comedy Central featuring viral videos hosted by one of my very favorites, Daniel Tosh. Are we all up to date? Good, because now we can start talking about porn:
Comedy Central’s Tosh.0 will get on the receiving end of the satirical sword when multiple award-winning adult performer Dane Cross will make his directorial debut with a parody of the long-running show, to be called Tosh.0h.
“Tosh is aware that a parody is being made,” Cross said. “We are excited to see his reaction to it once it comes out.” Parody elements will include ‘Star Wars Kid’ and performance of the song ‘What What, In The Butt,’” performed by a black female instead of a gay black male “to make it more straight-audience friendly,” plus viral YouTube clips and other surprises.
There’s a release date of early May, and believe me, May can’t get here soon enough. Can you even begin to imagine the wonders this porn will hold? A PORN VERSION OF THE STAR WARS KID! Can something so powerful exist?!
What other magic do you think could lie inside this film? Some “Chocolate Rain,” heaven forbid? Some drugged out banging interrupted by a double rainbow? The possibilities are so endless and inspiring.
Mar 18, 2011 at 11:30 am by
Emily
“Girls be reckless.”
You hear that, ladies? The next time you get a dick pic from a superstar, maybe exercise a little judgement before you forward it to the internet. A dick pic is a gift, and don’t you forget it. Oh, and by the way, Chris has also stated that he “wasn’t even excited” when he took that picture. Does that do anything for you, peen hounds?
Mar 18, 2011 at 10:30 am by
Sarah
In case any of you forgot, I’m totally here to remind you: Taylor Momsen is Hardcore, and she’s also the Singer in a Band. She is THE Hardcore Singer in a Band, and she’s here to stay.
That, um, being said, Taylor and some of her fans (?) were photographed after a Pretty Reckless concert, and Taylor, dare I say it, looks almost sort of semi-normal. If you wipe off half of that horrible eyeliner (yet it’s not even REALLY eyeliner now, is it, it’s more like whatever the fuck Uncle Fester had going on makeup-wise underneath his eyes for The Addams Family movies), put her in some shorts that resemble shorts and not a thong, and hose her down with some disinfectant, tape her mouth closed … then hot damn. We might have ourselves a winner, ladies and gentlemen.
.. I said ‘might.’
Mar 18, 2011 at 09:30 am by
Sarah
Britney Spears is back, and she’s looking totally awesome once more. Molls shit out a really great, really sentimental post about Britney last night and I have to admit: it honestly touched a chord within my cold, black, snarky soul. (I know, right?) Britney IS vulnerable, Britney IS probably still uncertain and nervous and not at all completely well, but you know what? If girlfriend keeps up at this nice, easy pace, she’ll be where she was in no time.
Above, Brit’s photographed in a candid, behind-the-scenes way while filming her new music video for ‘Til the World Ends.’ I completely loathe the song, and the video’s probably going to be super cheesy, too (did you expect the syrupy sweetness to last all day? Come the fuck on), but from this shot, you can tell that she’s getting happier and more comfortable as the days go by and THAT’S what really matters at the end of the day.
Doesn’t she look great?
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