Corey Feldman is clearly going through a tough time. Not because he lost one of his best friends about a year ago and not because his career is non-existent, but because homeboy is out of the house with a reverse rat tail hanging off his dome in 2011.
Corey was photographed on Hollywood Boulevard the other night with this hot mess on his head, and while I’m shocked, I’m not shocked. If anyone would try and make this look happen, it’s this douche.
Take a closer look at his ‘do in the gallery and then caption this shizz in the comments.
James Franco just did Vogue Hommes International and his spread was shot by the creepy-but-fabulous Terry Richardson. It is, predictably, about as delicious as eating a cheeseburger in bed. No half-baked Oscars hosting gig or gender-bending photo shoot will ever get me over this guy. He’s the closest thing we have to a James Dean, you know.
YouTube “sensation” Rebecca Black has blown up over the course of the week and she’s attracted a lot of (mostly negative) attention. Now X-Factor judge and former American Idol mean guy, Simon Cowell, has said that he’s interested in meeting with her. But don’t get excited just yet, Rebecca. Simon’s not a fan of your music, he’s a fan of your scandal.
Simon told People.com, “I love her, the fact that she’s gotten so much publicity. People are so upset about the song, but I think it’s hysterical. I want to meet her. Anyone who can create this much controversy within a week, I want to meet. I love people like that.”
So Simon should be taking meetings with Omarosa, Flora from The Real World Miami and Mike Huckabee too, right? Trying not to roll my eyes so hard that the muscles connecting them to my skull don’t snap like twigs, ‘scuse me.
And P.S. I still can’t get over that her parents PAID for her to make the “Friday” video. That’s so skeezy.
Ever since Willow Smith hit the scene, people have been asking, “How does a 10-year old girl have all that confidence and flavor?”
Well, it turns out that it has something to do with the fact that her parents are both millionaires and push-overs. Jada, her mom, recently did an interview in which she confessed that Willow doesn’t just decide what she likes when it comes to her own clothes, she decides what her mother wears, too.
The actress, when asked about her style, told PopDash.com, “Willow goes in my closet and tells me the things to get rid of that are old. So I pretty much listen to that. She says, ‘You should let me have this and I can cut it up,’ and I just go, ‘OK! Go ahead, take it, do what you want.’ So she pretty much takes my stuff and sees what it can do for her. So she doesn’t do anything for me besides just taking it.”
Uhhh, maybe I was raised in a super strict household, but I’m pretty sure that any time I so much as LOOKED at my mother’s closet I was told to get real and go clean my bedroom. That’s one of the shitty parts of being a kid: Not understanding why you can’t have everything you want and dealing with it anyway. Then again, being the family’s breadwinner these days, it’s kind of unclear whether or not Willow can even be classified as a child.
Is it just me? Was anyone else out there allowed to rummage through their mom’s closet, taking the good stuff and deciding what was too embarrassing to wear? And if you were allowed to do that, are you a functioning adult?
If you’re from a big Irish family, you know that most of us spent last night getting totally plastered, but if your older sister is a famously-rehabbed actress, that’s not really an option. That’s probably why all four Lohan siblings wound up going to a Knicks game together last night.
These pictures are… fucking hilarious… and there’s plenty you’ll want to observe, but here are some of my favorites:
1) From what I can tell by Lindsay’s face, she’s SERIOUSLY into basketball. She looks animated as hell in half of these shots.
2) The last thing that Cody Lohan wants is his less-famous sister showing him affection in public.
3) Michael Lohan, Jr., despite being ashamed of his family name, is actually there with them. The kid seems so normal. It’s gotta be weird for him to know he’s from this clan.
Make sure you don’t miss any of these shots (pun sort of intended) and feel free to caption ‘em in the comments…
Rebecca Black, the 13-year old girl with the super-viral yet entirely shitty music video and GAWDAWFUL voice, performed an unplugged version of her song “Friday” for a room of pre-teens today and the video’s now online. For any of you out there who were wondering if the disturbing visuals and poor quality of her music video were preventing you from understanding what five million other people supposedly see in this girl, don’t worry: You weren’t wrong. This song sucks and this girl’s voice is… Well, it’s not a five million hits kind of voice.
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