Britney Spears still hasn’t regained control of her estate after losing it back in the late ’00s after suffering what was essentially a mental breakdown, but she’s now making an attempt.

According to PoorBritney.com (aw,) the popstar has hired a professor from UCLA to teach her some money management basics:

She has employed a tutor from the Anderson School of Management at the University of California in LA.

‘Britney is moving towards getting control of her life,’ says a mole.

She wants to win control of her finances. The tutor will help with basic skills – like balancing personal accounts and time management. She wants to learn some basic money management skills to run her personal checking and better manage her budget.

That’s a serious step in the right direction for Britney, whose spending was out of control in the months leading up to her conservatorship, and probably exactly what she’ll need to do to convince the judge she’s taking her recovery and responsibilities seriously.

Actually, I think BritBrit would benefit from a bunch of schooling and would probably have a lot of fun with it. Maybe some knowledge is exactly what she needs to figure out who she is again.

Dude, Hilary Duff posted photos of her new bangs to her Twitter account yesterday and damn! Them shits is doing wonderz!

She’s been looking good these days anyway (she’s probably pregnant, I’m just going to start that rumor,) but in these pics she looks kinda like Mandy Moore, who is a queen. Just goes to show you how much the certain haircuts can make or break a bitch.

There’s a piece on People.com right now disclosing some of Lady Gaga’s beauty routines and yo: Homegirl’s got the hygiene of a rude teenage girl. While People seems to find the fact that Lady Gaga falls asleep with a face full of make up on every night refreshingly average, I’m mad concerned. I barely leave my apartment and it’s important to me that I wash my face every night. It’s not even for vanity purposes. I do it because walking around with dirt and grime on your face is nasty.

She also admitted that she needs to get a special chemical haircut (what the fuck is that?) because her overly-processed hair is practically falling out and that her feet are throbbing ever since she started wearing all of those mangled looking shoes. Oh, and she doesn’t believe in false eyelashes or mascara. She thinks it’s “more modern” to just wear eyeliner. Modern? No, it’s laziness. It’s so she doesn’t feel obligated to wash her face before she goes to bed.

Two things I could get down with? She brushes her teeth before bed every night (thank God) and doesn’t like to expose her face to the sun too much because it’s the quickest way to age yourself. Maybe she’s not totally unhealthy and gross.

Justin Bieber went on the German talk show Wetten Das last night and the host, Thomas Gottschalk, did one of those super awkward talk show bits where the celebrity involved and 76% of the people watching at home are made to feel incredibly uncomfortable. He pulled out a wig designed to look like his signature messy blond mullet and placed it on Justin’s head so they would look alike. Oh, hahahaha!

I hate that shit. Whenever they have some celebrity participating in some sort of a hokey game? Especially if it’s anything physical, like a ring toss or something. Disgusting. They’re not circus seals, Jay Leno!

ANYWAY! We have pictures of the whole thing after the jump, and I’ve lovingly captioned them for you, so check ‘em out! (more…)

“Did you see Glee this week? Sickening! And, besides shoving the gay thing down our throats, they made a mockery of Christians — again! I wonder what their agenda is? Hey, producers of Glee — what’s your agenda? One-way tolerance?”

- Former Saturday Night Live cast member and current Christian crusader Victoria Jackson, in her World Net Daily piece about Glee‘s big gay make out episode.

My gay husband and I were talking about this earlier today: Don’t you hate it when you love a celebrity and then find out that they’re some sort of crazy conservative? Not just a regular conservative, but like, the really extreme kind? That happened to us last year with Dixie Carter and we were straight-up devastated.

Dude, this is almost like, ceremonial for me. The first weekend that I ever worked at EvilBeet I wrote up a post being like, “Isn’t it weird that Bradley Cooper and Renée Zellweger are dating because he’s clearly a homosexual?”

It took them like, two years, but the couple, as of Friday, at least, are officially dunzo. To be fair, the two never announced or even confirmed that they were a couple, but they lived together, made a movie together and were often seen out together. It was either a faked relationship to keep their names in the papers, or like, Will & Grace up in there.

What do you say about this sorta thing? I’m sure neither of them are sad that their non-existent relationship is over and that there was some sort of weird blow out between the two when Bradley and his boyfriend walked in on Renée and her boyfriend and they couldn’t remember which one of them agreed to let the other use the bed that night.

Things happen, you know?