Hey, look, it’s Bar Refaeli, doing what she does best: looking smoking hot. Bar was photographed for the upcoming issue of Allure, and all I’ve got to say is that she makes this straight girl think some pretty blush-inducing thoughts.

That being said, I can appreciate Bar’s epic hotness when she’s more of a honeyed brunette, rather than her recent Elle blonde. When she’s so light in hair color, it kind of washes her face out and makes her look like Diane Kruger, which there’s nothing wrong with … but it’s probably better to be Bar these days, at any rate.

How do you prefer your Bar?

Better yet, Bar or Diane?

“Big thanks to all of our family, friends, and fans who have kept us in their thoughts and prayers. I feel so blessed to have so much support from all of you. Our family weathered a huge storm and I feel we are stronger than we have ever been. Much love to all of you guys! You’re the BEST!”

Tish Cyrus on being thankful that Billy Ray’s no longer leaving with his Achy Breaky money and leaving her to grovel at Bret Michael’s feet. (Because, of course, she’d do much, much better at the feet of someone like Charlie Sheen – good old Charlie doesn’t seem to discriminate all that much these days.)

In case you guys didn’t know, the Cyrus clan is no longer a broken family: Billy Ray called off the divorce early last week, and to celebrate, the family’s going to have a good, old-fashioned hoe-down this weekend, where Tish will be forcibly held down and formally exorcised of her evil, cheating spirits (don’t worry, I hear they’re almost gone, you guys).

Totally classy, Michael Lohan. I mean, completely.

Lohan, who’s living with, or staying with another chick after the three that beat up, kicked in the crotch, and took nude photos of, was arrested last night for assaulting said lady:

“Mr. Lohan was arrested after we received a call around 9 p.m. regarding a domestic dispute. He was detained after he was spotted walking on the street near our station. He showed no signs of intoxication that I’m aware of and has been cooperative.”

Of course he wasn’t drunk. Michael Lohan’s sober, you guys. Michael Lohan would probably never do something like this under the influence these days. He just operates on straight fucking crazy, and that’s why he’s been cooperative – because he knows he’s totally lost his shit.

Michael Lohan is a disgusting human being, flat out, and any woman who would KNOWINGLY get involved with him after all of his forcible jaunts have appeared in the newspapers and online and, well, fuck, pretty much everywhere, is just as stupid and as crazy and reckless as this demented schmuck is, too.

Katy Perry is a babe. There, I said it. Her music sucks, her mom creeps me out and her unbreakable ties to her super conservative religious beliefs creep me out even more, but the girl’s attractive, okay?

What’s bringing on this confession? Katie’s new spread in Plastic Dreams, which shows a more artistic and avant-garde side to the typically typical singer. Like Lindsay, Katy may be better off in photos than she is anywhere else. More of this, girl! More of this!

I will watch just about anything that airs on Lifetime with the fervor and excitement of a 12-year old girl at a Justin Bieber concert… The Client List, The Craigslist Killer, and most recently, that Amanda Knox joint. But they’ve finally done it. They’ve finally made a movie that you probably couldn’t pay me to watch (although if you are interested in paying me to watch it, please feel free to send along an email to my personal adress.)

William & Kate is about (what else?) the love affair leading up to the royal wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton. I don’t know how many times I have to say this, but we’re no longer living in the 80s. Trying to make Americans get excited over a royal wedding seems pointless if we’re not focusing on the late Princess Diana. In fact, I feel like everyone trying to make the “fetch” that is this union happen are being kind of disrespectful of Diana’s memory.

Do William & Kate do it for you as a couple (and now, as a movie?) Will you tune in when the movie airs, or skip over it?

Bruno Mars modeled a variety of hats in the newest issue of GQ, and ladies, I gotta ask: Am I the only chick out there that dry heaves upon seeing a grown man in a hat? It’d be one thing if we were living in the 20s or if most of these hats were accompanied by zoot suits and they were going for that whole overall look, but a fedora thrown on with a flannel and some jeans? Spare me please.

I dunno, maybe some women dig this style… Are any of you out there? And you can you please remove any guys you find like this from my eye line and take them wherever you take dudes? Thank you.