You see that beautiful creation above? That’s how James Franco deals with his emotions. Isn’t that sweet?
James posted the picture to his Twitter for a hot minute last night after Bruce Vilanch, Oscar writer and totally recognizable dude, had some words to say about James’ not-so-awesome performance at the Academy Awards:
“He has so many balls in the air, he didn’t get to town till Thursday before the show on Sunday,” Vilanch said. “And so we e-mailed a lot. But we had a lot of meetings. He had a bunch of people who were writing for him, and if it had been him alone, it would have been different. But it was him and Anne Hathaway, and they both had to be serviced. So there was a lot of communication beforehand. But he didn’t get there.”
That being said, he didn’t self sabotage. “I was with him, and he wasn’t high. And I asked him, ‘Are you high, and can I have some?’ And he said no to both,” Vilanch said.
Poor James Franco. Bruce didn’t really say anything too harsh, but I can see where James’ feelings got hurt – he just wants to be the best at everything. That’s all he’s ever wanted.
I can’t decide what the weirdest part of this story is: that James Franco feels the need to express himself through MS Paint, that he apparently wasn’t high during the Oscars, or that people are still talking about the Oscars. Thoughts?
I know what y’all teenyboppers are thinking: ”Can it be? My two true loves, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson crossing paths in the same celebrity gossip story? Oh, my stars and garters!” Well, buckle up kids, because it’s happening.
Here’s Justin fangirling over Rob a little while back:
“One day Robert Pattinson came up to me at a party and said, ‘For whatever reason, people love our hair and it’s always a great ice-breaker with girls,’ ” Justin is quoted in The People. “He is like, ‘Hey my name’s Robert. Want to touch my hair?’ I thought he was joking, but it really works.”
Totally plausible, right? I mean, personally I can’t even begin to count the number of Biebzinson fan fiction works I’ve read that start out with a hair conversation. But then Rob had to go and rain on the parade:
“I’ve never met this guy. I saw that as well. I was like, ‘You’re really famous, man—what are you doing? You don’t need to use me to make up stories!’”
So what’s the deal here? Is Rob lying to keep up his super cool image, or did Justin just get his fantasy life mixed up with reality? Either way, I think both theories have their merits and should be extensively explored in fanfic. Link me in the comments, guys. Don’t let me down.
Don’t forget, starting officially on April 1st, we’ll have weekly ‘Caption This’ contests that result in real, live prizes. Pull out your funniest and stick ‘em in the comments if you’re interested in some cool shit.
Winner: Maxx
“C, I think you have a point. Sadly, she still looks like she has a family of worms living in the underside of her legs.”
1st Runner-Up: Anne
“Christina fought hard and won the role of playing Snookie in the new bio-epic of the cast of Jersey Shore.”
2nd Runner-Up: Alicia
“If I suck in reeeal hard, and push the rolls up to where boobs should be, and throw some stank on this look I’m givin’ … awww hell, Ke$ha took my girdle to the beach, yuins guys!”
The official trailer for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II trailer was released this past weekend, and I’m just totally stoked already. I’m a big, big, big Harry Potter fan, and if that makes me odd, I’ve got news for you, you’re wrong – it makes me oddER. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with a twenty-seven year-old woman fantasizing about what it’d be like to live at Hogwarts, planning a trip to the Wizarding World of Harrry Potter, or lurking on MuggleNet to find THE best recipes for butterbeer.
Nope. Nothing at all.
Are you guys excited about the last movie finally coming to fruition, and will you see it on opening day, complete with cape, wand, and full-blown psychosis?
Chris Brown appeared on Good Morning America earlier this morning, and though the outward performance and interview seems like it went well, TMZ has got word that Chris, plagued by questions about that time when he, you know, BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF RIHANNA, totally freaked out, started screaming, broke his dressing room window (and showered a street below with glass), tore his shirt off and left the premises. TMZ claims that Brown was screaming so loudly that makeup and wardrobe got nervous enough to call security.
This sounds exactly like the actions of a rehabilitated man with no apparent anger issues, doesn’t it?
Look, dude. I get you’re probably sick and tired of being pegged as the asshole that probably would have killed a woman if she hadn’t gotten away, but there’s better ways of dealing with your frustrations than proving to the world that you’ve got a fucking psycho streak a mile-damned-wide.
Update: Here are some pictures of Chris leaving the GMA studios. Tell me this asshat doesn’t have a screw or forty loose.
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