This is the second day in a row that Lindsay’s been photographed looking beyond trashed. Girlfriend’s trial is going to go so good.
But for real, these are pictures of Lindsay outside a bar in New York last night. And I don’t want to pass that much judgement because I’m tired of it, I just want to point out that we’ve all either been or seen That Girl hang out on the dirty ass sidewalk, taking a break because walking is just too hard. We’ve all been in the position where no matter how hard we try, standing up simply isn’t in the cards. So Lindsay can claim sobriety all she wants, but when you have your face on the ground outside of a bar, that only says one thing, and in her case, that one thing is “probation violation.”
Though Britney is an undeniably attractive woman (when she brushes her weave, washes her face, and pulls the green straw out of her face), it’s clearly apparent that anyone – PROBABLY anyone – could look superstar amazing with a little digital altering.
These latest ‘Femme Fatale’ promo photos are way hot, and the Dolce & Gabbana fashion isn’t the only thing that’s helped Brit along on her way to hotness in these pictures. I’m not saying that there were a SHIT TON of modifications made here, but I’m not saying that there weren’t, either – I’m saying Britney looks good, and I’d like to see myself and you guys, too, in all of Photoshop’s crazy glory, you know?
So it’s official. Those damn non-shorts that Rihanna sported on her recent RS cover shoot were SPRAYPAINTED on. I thought, you know, that she just posed in a bodysuit maybe and the computer graphics artists worked their Photoshop magic, but alas – you can see that the ‘shorts’ are in place throughout the above video, though there’s definitely something not-exactly-fabric-like about them.
Whatever. I love Rihanna, she’s way cute and charming, and she can totally rock it, but between watching her play into the whole ‘I’m from Barbados so OF COURSE I love Bob Marley and everything Rasta’ thing and seeing those bright-ass red tendrils of weave hanging in her face the whole damned time made me want to slam my notebook shut and tapdance on it to, of course, Bob Marley’s ‘No Woman, No Cry.’
Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow … together? OVER? Can it be? [Lainey Gossip]
Courteney Cox definitely has a thing for younger male co-stars. [ICYDK]
Who would you choose to play the characters in your favorite books? [Pajiba]
Sean Penn and Ryan Gosling in the same movie, playing gangsters? If there’s pinstripes and tommyguns involved, so am I. [Huffington Post]
Paris Hilton is pissed that Kim Kardashian‘s trying to take the ‘Most Original Famewhore’ title away, and she’s not giving in easily. [Celebrity Dirty Laundry]
I love it when I see amazingly hot female celebrities actually eating real food and LIKING IT. [Caught on Set]
Tila Tequila‘s email got hacked, but no one cares ’cause they’ve seen it all before. [Popbytes]
Judge Judy was rushed to the hospital, is probably telling interns off as we speak. [Bitten and Bound]
LOL! ‘If you want to bang Emma Watson, you better do it before she turns into David Bowie.’ EPIC. [The Blemish]
The Victoria’s Secret Swim Party was held in LA last night, and the Angels and their angels were out in full force. Thanks for that.
Today is one of those God-awful 50-degree rainy days here, and all I want to do is wallow in my ‘I want to go and play outside’ disappointment with a pint of Ben and Jerry’s Brownie Batter. That, and my six-hundred year-old afghan that my great-great-great-great-grandmother’s aunt’s cousin’s daughter knitted back when women were regular women and not golden Amazonian goddesses who emitted fat-free rainbow sprinkles and platinum-coated unicorns from their every orifice.
That should make me feel better about all of these photos, right?
I’m a mom, so I can totally relate to how Katie feels about parenting, with the obvious exception that I don’t have a gaggle of cameras and paparazzi following me all hours of the day. In spite of that, I do get what she’s saying. There are definitely times when you don’t want to make a spectacle of something that your child does or asks about in order to avoid an inappropriately-detailed explanation, but then again I guess, no, I’ve never been put in that particular position, because I’ve never inadvertently taken my daughter to a place where genitalia-shaped candies were sold in bulk.
OK. Never mind.
Incidentally? Katie’s just looking monstrously gorgeous these days.
I think Simon Cowell hired her because he knew people would watch to see when and how Britney would break down. Maybe she will leave the show before anything too dramatic happens.
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