So it’s probably because she and Tom Cruise are on their way to a divorce, right?
Hahahahaha, yeah. Who am I kidding, Tom Cruise is like the Chuck Norris of marriage. Women don’t divorce Tom Cruise – he simply releases them from their matronly, wifely duties when he sees fit. And I? I have a feeling that Tom Cruise is far, far from done with Katie Holmes.
Above, you see Katie at the premiere of The Decision, a short film sponsored by John Frieda, which takes you through the, um, big decision of a high-profile actress who decides it’s time to ditch her stylist and start dyeing her hair on her own.
This is just flat out good stuff, you guys. High quality good stuff, you know?
Nicki Minaj always looks great from the back, but you might be surprised to see what she has going on up front in these photos.
The Harajuku Barbie whipped out a fat dildo halfway through her set and gyrated around on stage while holding it in front of her no no spot.
I am Nicki’s #1 fan, but I gotta say that it really says something about the time we’re living in if she can get up on stage with a plastic penis when just like, 20 years ago, Michael Jackson got mad shit for grazing his crotch with his hand during a dance routine.
Check out all the phallic fun after the jump (and duh, it’s totally NSFW…) (more…)
The end of Oprah‘s final season is looming and I dunno about you guys, but I’m straight-up melting down over the idea that in six short weeks, for the first time in my life, I’m going to turn on the TV at 4 PM and O’s familiar face isn’t going to be there.
I know I can’t be alone in this, especially because former Roseanne writer/producer, Maxine Lapiduss has made this new music video “Scared About Life Without Oprah.” The video is hilarious, silly and generally relatable. Plus, it’s has a guest appearance by Glee‘s Jane Lynch, who always kills it.
But seriously, guys: What are we supposed to do in a world without Oprah? Have you seen OWN? It sucks so far. Master Class is a snooze, and even Our America with Lisa Ling isn’t doing it for me. Considering they did an episode about transgendered people, who are my favorite kind of people to learn about, I can’t wrap my head around why it sucks so badly. Maybe I just have ridiculously high standards for the Queen of Daytime and all of her projects?
Neil Strauss has written a new book called Everyone Loves You When You’re Dead, in which he shares several anecdotes from his interactions with various celebrities over the years. I skimmed a piece about the book on my plane ride to SXSW and the whole thing sounds like a juicy read, but now that I’ve read about his completely awful and totally racist conversation with Paris Hilton, I am for sure picking up a copy of this book.
LA Weekly spilled on Neil’s 1999 encounter with Paris, who was more or less unknown at the time. After popping a hit of E, Paris told Neil about the boob job she had at 14 that her mother later made her undo, and that she was hoping to pose for Playboy in the future. Oh, and there’s a whole thing about how, after making out with Vin Diesel, she was immediately disgusted because she realized he was part black.
From the book:
HILTON: I went out with that guy last night. Which guy?
HILTON (points to an actor in Saving Private Ryan): We were making out, but then we went somewhere where it was bright and I saw that he was black and made an excuse and left. I can’t stand black guys. I would never touch one. It’s gross. (pauses). Does that guy look black to you? How black does a guy have to be?
HILTON: One percent is enough for me.
Let’s not act even remotely surprised by this news, because I’m pretty sure we’ve all known for awhile now that Paris Hilton is a racist twit. Still, it’s kind of funny that Paris was getting so fucked up so regularly back then that she had no idea whose tongue was in her mouth, and yet black people are the gross ones. Nice, girl. Nice.
I dunno about you guys, but I can barely watch sitcoms on TV today. They’ve either been on so long that they’re mad tired-feeling or they just generally blow. Last night I caught a preview for ABC’s new sitcom Happy Endings (starring Elisha Cuthbert, SNL‘s Casey Wilson and Damon Wayans Jr.) and yo! I might actually watch this shit! The preview made me laugh out loud at least twice (“white girl on vacation” braids are something I’m really into,) and the cast seems great. I’m getting almost a “modern version of Friends” vibe here.
Could this show be the next big thing? Are there any other mid-season shows coming out that you’re looking forward to seeing? What about shows you’re just totally done with? Let’s talk TV!
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