Ok, guys? Are we done making fun of Rebecca Black yet? Can we all just accept Lady Gaga’s words as gospel and welcome young Rebecca into our hearts as the genius that she is?
I’m joking, of course. Wouldn’t it be so weird if I felt that way?
How are you guys feeling about this whole thing, now that we’ve had a good week or so to think it over? Are you falling in line with people like Lady Gaga and Simon Cowell, or are you like me and absolutely dreading but kind of masochistically looking forward to tomorrow when all your lame Facebook friends post statuses like “Friday, Friday, gettin’ down on Friday!” and “FUN FUN FUN FUN”?
I know, it’s disappointing, isn’t it? She was so close to making the right decision by taking the deal in her latest courtroom drama and serving a few months in jail, which would probably mean 19 days due to overcrowding, which would then mean that by summer at the very very latest, she could be back on the streets, doin’ it up the only way she knows how. But no:
“Ms. Lohan has maintained her innocence from the moment this case was filed and she has never wavered,” her attorney, Shawn Holley, said in a statement to E! News. “Though many advised her to follow the safe route by taking ‘the deal’, the truth is, Ms. Lohan is innocent; she has a strong defense; and we are confident that a jury will listen to the evidence fairly and acquit her.”
The preliminary hearing is on April 22nd, so mark your calendars for the 2011 Lindsay Lohan Court Extravaganza accordingly!
I know it’s probably a vast generalization on my part, but whenever I see Emmy Rossum, I think of her and Adam Duritz of Counting Crows getting it on to really bad sitar music. And pubic hair. Loads and loads of bushy, dark (maybe even dreadlocked) pubic hair.
The fact that she played such a pivotal and epic character in The Day After Tomorrow is totally lost on me in those mental fugues, because the PUBIC HAIR is TOO THICK to see the forest for the trees.
Since I know how much everyone just loves boobs, here’s Emmy’s (obvi NSFW) after the jump, and if you try, really hard, in your mind’s twisted eye, you can just imagine the bushy bush that lurks just below the surface.
So, if you watched the video, you’ll know that George took swipes at all of the new contestants on Dancing With the Stars, including making fun of Ralph Macchio’s hair, Wendy Williams‘ alleged masculinity, and Kendra Wilkinson‘s sexual affairs with Hugh Hefner, but did Lopez take it too far in comparing Kirstie Alley to a pig?
About Kirstie, George says:
“She did a nice job, her little hooves tapping away. Before the show she went to the market, then she had roast beef, and this is her going all the way home … ”
Lopez then aired a clip of the recent Geico commercial featuring a pig:
So, I dunno. Did he go to far? Am I just biased because I’m rooting for Kirstie? Maybe. But one thing I know for sure, George Lopez more than likely didn’t gain many fans with this one, but I guess that’s probably why his late-night show is on TBS of all channels.
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