Robert Pattinson has been a part of the Twilight franchise for like, almost four years now and he admits that he still can’t put in the contact lenses he wears to play Edward Cullen. Robert recently said in an interview that he still needs the makeup artists to put in his contacts for him. He told Entertainment Weekly, “Everyone else has figured out how to do it, and then there’s two people holding me down because I can’t do it myself… It’s so embarrassing for me, after so many years, it’s still a process every single morning. I actually want to get some kind of plastic explosive… I want to kill them.”

I gotta admit that I’ve always had a similar problem with contacts (I’m practically blind, did you guys know that?) but like, suck it up dude.

We love it when celebrities leave the house without makeup here at EvilBeet. It’s a reminder that not even famous people look like famous people once the expensive makeup job and hairstyle is gone… but then there’s actresses like Amanda Seyfried, who look totally stunning even with a completely bare face.

Amanda was photographed shopping in WeHo yesterday and her makeup free face and manish outfit didn’t do anything to tame her naturally good looks.

Goddamnit, Amanda! We’re trying to convince ourselves we’re not totally average over here!

Although this supposedly had nothing to do with their recent breakup, this A list movie actress told many of her friends that when she was dating her A list movie actor boyfriend that he had the smallest peen she had ever seen on a guy. Like so small that when he did not trim that she had trouble seeing the stump in the bushes if you know what I mean.

This one comes from Crazy Days and Nights, and while a slew of recent break ups in Hollywood points to several different possibilities, you gotta hope that the allegations our subject has a particularly tiny wang aren’t true.

From CDAN:

Although this supposedly had nothing to do with their recent breakup, this A list movie actress told many of her friends that when she was dating her A list movie actor boyfriend that he had the smallest peen she had ever seen on a guy. Like so small that when he did not trim that she had trouble seeing the stump in the bushes if you know what I mean.

The obvious guess is Bradley Cooper, what with his recent split from Renee Z. and all, but I’m one of those people who kinda believe that she never saw his penis. Like, ever.

Other possible options are Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel (although that all depends on whether or not you think Jess counts as A-list) or even Mila and Macaulay. I would actually buy this blind as Scarlett and Ryan, but they were married and the folks in question supposedly never got past the BF/GF stage.

Any guesses? Any personal experiences with Bradley, Justin or Mack that can help us disqualify them?

Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown famously co-starred on the Bravo reality joint, “Being Bobby Brown” and now their 18-year-old daughter Bobbi Kristina is ready to have a show of her own.

From RadarOnline:

Amid rumors of drug addiction and a sex tape, the teenager might be laying her life bare on the small screen soon in her own reality show – news she Tweeted about on Thursday.

“PS EVERYONE ! Guess what ?! _ we are currently in the process of meetings about starting my very OWN! RealityShow!!” she wrote.

…

“The world needs 2know me 4who I REALLY am_ U all will get 2see my everyday living_ walk with me thro startin my career. . EVERYTHING,” she signed with happy faces.

As much as I’d love to see this go down, I’m concerned that an 18-year-old with a troubled family life and rumored drug use won’t have a chance if she turns to reality TV. When her parents exposed their oddities on reality TV, they were already established and successful. Bobbi’s still a child in many ways and putting anything negative about herself out there could really harm her future.

Jesus, when did I become so responsible?

Would you be interested in dating Jake Gyllenhaal‘s mom? [The Frisky]

HOTOS: Holy CRAP, J Woww. [Celebuzz]

What the hell happened on American Idol last night? [Socialite Life]

Chris Brown‘s publicist dumps him. [The Superficial]

Looks like Lindsay‘s getting dragged back into that whole ‘beating up a medical professional’ fracas again. [TMZ]

Interested in seeing K-Town? It’s the Asian version of Jersey Shore, and it’s got to be loads better. [The Blemish]

I don’t care how old he gets, Tom Hanks will ALWAYS be super hot. [Caught on Set]

Kirstie Alley slams George Lopez for pig comments. [Huffington Post]

And this is the ‘damage’ that Kate Major did to Michael Lohan during their most recent altercation. Mmhmm. [Popbytes]

And now people are getting engaged on cat food commercials. OK. [OMGBlog]

Remember when Kirstie Alley completely rocked her Dancing with the Stars premiere performance?  Ok, now remember when George Lopez was lame and unfunny and compared Kirstie to a pig?  Good, because that’s what we’re talking about today.

In a totally unsurprising move, these two discussed their feelings about things on Twitter (did I not tell you what a powerful tool that site is?), and here’s how it went down. First, Kirstie put her emotions out there:

Zing, right?  So I guess George Lopez decided that it was time to take it back, because an hour later he posted this:

So sincere.  I can imagine a solitary tear of remorse sliding down his cheek and bouncing off his space bar as he agonized over how to say what he needed to say.  But Kirstie wasn’t going to let him off the hook that easy:

But as I promised in the headline, Kirstie is fabulous, and this was her last word on the matter:

What have we learned, George Lopez?  Hopefully it’s that the only thing you ever did of any merit was star on that sitcom that Sandra Bullock produced for you and that you’re lucky you managed to get your own budget talk show, but I’m pretty sure you didn’t learn anything.  So sad.