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Britney Spears Does the Poo Cocktail Supreme

This was, by far, one of the funniest things Britney‘s done in recent years. Or fuck, aside from that whole driving-country-with-her-kid-on-her-lap thing, maybe the funniest EVER, unless you count that whole ‘I didn’t sleep with Justin Timberlake’ business.

FUNNY.

And Johnny Knoxville? Mm-mmm boy. I think Emily called that shit right out. This man gets hotter and hotter by the minute.

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  • Sarah, did I take my stupid pill today? I have absolutely no idea what this post is about! Show some pity and let me know kay? Or not, whatever :)

    • No, it was the video that took its stupid pill today – it was gone for God knows how long, but now it’s back. Thanks! :)

  • And yes, Johnny Knoxville is very fuckable but aren’t you scared he’ll do something too dumb for words to you while you’re in bed?! I do.

    • I’d be worried he’d either stick his arm up my ass with a lit Bic lighter or something … but I’d take that chance. ;)

      • Bwahahahaha! “alright fuck it, I’m gonna sleep with him, wish me luck, YIPPEE”

        That clip was too funny for words! I didn’t think she’d do it, props to her ’cause that shit looked scary!