The Situation‘s career is totally over, thank God. [The Superficial]
I really hate it when celebrities blatantly pretend to be something that they’re not, don’t you? [Celebuzz]
Joe Jonas is definitely the gay one. [ICYDK]
Who’d cheat on Christina Hendricks FFS? [Pajiba]
What teen cult movie is coming back, just in time for one of its stars to go to rehab? [Huffington Post]
Is Paris Hilton still hiding that baby bump? Survey says ‘yes.’ [Celebrity Dirty Laundry]
Katharine McPhee‘s career is apparently not over. [Caught on Set]
See how much more LUCID Katie Holmes looks when she’s not with Tom Cruise? The difference is fucking amazing. [Popbytes]
Want to see the Royal Wedding live and exclusive? [Bitten and Bound]