I know, it wasn’t a very hard question, but it’s early. I’ll challenge you further when I don’t start to doze off every time I blink.
Anyway, it’s true, Megan Fox’s latest cinematic effort, Passion Play, isn’t getting a theatrical release because reviews were so bad. It premiered at the Toronto Film Festival last fall, and according to The Daily Mail, people actually walked out during the screening, and reviewers called it “‘awful’, a ‘mess’ and ‘an absolute car wreck.'” Yeah, that sounds about right. Just watch the trailer: do you think you could sit through over an hour of that?
On a positive note, do you know who else spent a good chunk of their career being straight-to-DVD girls? Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen. Technically they were straight-to-VHS girls, but it’s the same meaning, and look how good they turned out! So you see, all is not lost, Megan. You still have so much to give. Maybe just lay off the movies for a while and stick to just being pretty, because I feel like you do your best work when you’re not saying words.
That’s okay, Megan Fox. I’m a straight-to-DVD girl, too.
Is that Mergan Fox or Megan FUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She’s not saying words in this, either, but alas… it’s still excruciating.
What the heck was that. What type of fail and/or idiot goes to see that movie. It looks straight up boring
she shouldnt have never left transformers oh well
this is the dumbest thing i have ever seen take this shit off come on now shit
Hello
Hi there
This song is dedicated to sexy Mrs Fox,it is called Give Up The Ghost,and it was,originally,rapped by,IMX featuring Bizzy Bone,but I wrote,ma own,hip-hop song,to the instrumental of Give Up The Ghost,using ma own,words,plus I renamed,the original name of this song,and changed it to,Throw Up Ya Coast.Ma song for sexy Princess Mrs Foxy.Check may means check me and let may means let me.honay means honey
Ma renamed song title:Throw up ya coast
Verse 1 for Princess M:
Taking,a break,hey girl,Princess,I’m real,I’m still,hanging out,downtown,bay-bay,tell,me,how,is things,with ya,did ya,get ma,song,to keep ya,safer,later,I’m a,write,a love letter,to ya babe,check may,let may,tell ya,how,I’ll treat ya,greater,dinner,at the finest,places,cutie,that’s no thang,honay,hold ma,cash,and pass,the stash,lay-day,babe,keep doing,well,honey,you’re the nicest thing.
Chorus:Throw up,ya coast,please,live up,no joke,smoke,if you like,lay-day,no joking,means,bay-bay,live your life,to the full,pure-lay,dailey,roll,floss,and toss,more cash,honay,I like your movies,babe,keep doing your thang
This song is dedicated to M F,it is called Mo Murda,and it was originally,sang by Bone Thugs N Harmony,please forgive,me for choosing to write ya a song to this song’s name,the only reason,why I chose this,song is because,it has a nice sounding instrumental.Plus I renamed,this song and changed it to,Movies Are Great.And I wrote,ma own song to the instrumental of Mo Murda,using ma own words.Lay-day means,lady.Honay means honey.
The renamed song title:Movies Are Great
Ma chorus:Drive slow,yo,yo,pull up,babe,over there,is where,we’re shopping,love,never,fear,beware,of evil thangs,lay-day,play,if you want,to,babe,never frown,relax,and let,your hair,right down,relax,babe,and let,your,hair,babe,right down.
Verse 1:I know,this babe,her name is,Carol,she’s a good,girl,from the city,honay,in the lights,the spotlights,feeling nice,living life,life,is so love-lay,do you drink,Meagy,do your thang,do it big,how,you you,want it,cute-ay,anyway,bye bye,stay fine babe,have a,great day.
This song is,for M F,it is called California Love,and it was originally,sang by Tupac Shakur feat Dr.Dre,but dear sexy Princess Mrs M F,I wrote ma,own song to ya,to the instrumental of California Love,with ma own words.
Song Title:California Love
Chorus:Rock and roll,stroll,holding hands,honey,gold chains,I will,buy for ya,I was told,to be good,just for ya,baby,the Most High God,will,protect ya.
Verse 1:Honey,blaze,on the runway,strike a pose,fancy clothes,look great on ya,I took a shot of hard liquor,but I’m still,jiggy,I’m getting busy,finding,work,in ma big city,clap your hands,honey,I hope,you’re happy,everyday,God bless ya,sexy babe,stay pretty,and keep smiling,the sun smiles at,you love,girl,that’s ma word,this love song,is for you,hon,keep,having fun.