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We May Or May Not Have A Picture Of James Franco’s Penis

A photo of James Franco

Earlier this week, you guys all revealed your love for theorizing about dick.  And that’s fine, that’s healthy, carry on. Specifically, carry on with James Franco.

Before you get your hopes up and your pants down, let me tell you that we’re not sure if this is a penis or not.  It could be a finger, it could be an artfully placed wrist.  I don’t know, that’s why I’m turning to you guys.  So jump on in and let me know what exactly it was that James tweeted last night.

A photo of James Franco

Well?  I know, I know, I’ve seen that hilarious little joke where dudes stick their hand down their pants and stick their finger through their fly and go “Hey, check out my dick!”  But check it out: you can see where his elbow is.  If that’s his finger, wouldn’t his forearm have to be crazy long?  How could he reach his finger down that far?  I need some answers here.

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