And really, can you blame her?
Tila did a little interview recently, and someone had the brilliant idea to ask her about Charlie Sheen. And this is what our girl had to say:
“I could definitely do a better job than [Bree Olson and Natalie Kenly] can,” Tila says. “He won’t need anyone else around. There’d only be one goddess. I could show Chucky a good time — but also help him out.”
She went on to talk about how Charlie needs help, so on and so forth, but I say save that talk for Dr. Drew (who, by the way, thinks that maybe Charlie needs to be put on a 5150, or an involuntary hold for not-so-stable people). All I care about is how Tila Tequila wants to be Charlie Sheen’s goddess. Can you even imagine how fantastic that would be? Charlie could save Tequila from Juggalo attacks and make classy sex tapes with her, and Tila could give Charlie that Shot at Love – real love – that he truly deserves.