The chick turned eighteen over the weekend, and photos of her blowing lines like it’s her job surfaced, so what’s next, naturally? A SEX TAPE! Yes! Of course!
Bobbi Kristina, who is daughter to the Original Cracked-Out Couple, Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston, is said to allegedly star in a home video that probably won’t hit the markets, due to those, you know, child pornography laws that are in place protecting stupid-assed teenagers from flaunting their stuff for creepy perverts worldwide to view. See, the video was made before this past weekend, and as I said, Bobbi Kristina just turned eighteen a few days ago. For all of you that can’t do the math, that makes Bobbi-girl’s video action ILLEGAL to view.
I guess it’s not a complete wash, though – the benefits are definitely two-fold: you don’t go to jail for exploiting underage girls, and you don’t have to suffer through viewing a female Bobby Brown lookalike getting it on. (Because what’s much scarier than that, really?)
Count your lucky stars, guys.
I’d be doing lines of coke if I had that nose, too.
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wow. baby girl looks way to much like her daddy to even kinda be pretty. poor child.
hey! you look awesome!
A FACE ONLY A CRACKED OUT MOTHER COULD LOVE! DAMN SHE IS HOMELY!
I wonder why Whitney never did anything about BK’s looks. Braces? A nose job? Just those two things could make a world of difference in this girl’s physical appearance. How sad her parents never thought enough of her to protect her from the criticism – let’s face it, BK is very homely. She looks like a hardened, cut rate street walker. The type that charges you $10 for a bj, steals your wallet and then heads straight to the crack den.