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Is THIS What You’ve Been Reduced To, Clarissa?!

Melissa Joan Hart, why are you giving me such an awful case of the sads?

The former Clarissa Explains It All and Sabrina The Teenage Witch actress had a gig in New York the other day promoting National Breakfast Day. As you flip through the gallery below and see photo after photo of Melissa posing with Snap, Crackle and Pop and high-fiving kids as they chow down on various Kellogg’s cereals, try and think about what must have gone wrong in this woman’s career for her to be reduced to this kind of embarrassing promotional appearance. Do any of these kids even know who she is? Do they even rerun Sabrina anymore? These munchkins are probably looking at her like, “Yeah, this cereal is great, but who the fuck are you?”

It seems like being a former child star can only result in two things: Being a total wreck or a complete nobody.

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