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Chris Brown’s Peen to Inappropriate Music

For all of you out there that said ‘There’s no way that THAT pencil dick belongs to CHRIS BROWN, y’all,’ here it is, proven in all its glory, that Easy Breezy Brown is packing light.

God hates people-beaters, Chris. The proof is in the pudding. Your penis is the proof.

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  • If my dick were that small I would get a doctor to remove it or just be bone a quier. He’s skinny as fuck so thats a head start.

  • All you haters…….not bad at all..lol…I have seen worse…rofl…he can get in line with the big dogs before erection……

  • i bet tht dick gets big as hell when hard. he still b puttin most to shame with what he’s packin .. stop haten

    • LOL I agree. He isn’t hard but he is bigger than some guys when they are. This would not be a turn on pic… A girl wants to know your turned on by her.

  • Seriously? Pencil dick? Please. He’s fucking packing. If you guys think his dick is small you guys must have some nasty stretched out vajayjay’s. He’s not even fully hard. I can only imagine when he’s fully erect.

  • i love chris brown & i was going to buy the F.A.M.E. album but now after this i mite get 2 of them jawns! LMFAO but serriously obviously he set this up cus his hair was blond in the pic & claimed his x sent it…i dnt knw bout u but i def wouldnt send my x recent nude pix of me but he basically told u wat he was goin 2 do in the “LOOK AT ME NOW” song… check it:

    “Ooops, I said on my d-ck
    I aint really mean to say on my d-ck
    But since we talking about my d-ck
    All of you haters say hi to it ”

    -nuff said

    • Loll oo shit he really did say dat in dat song. . . .nd plus he not even hard n dis pic like u can tell dat shit get big when he hard! Ilove u chris dnt wrry abt da haters f*ck em all!

  • What’s up with all the hate? This young man is packing and isn’t even on HARD! Does HARD point straight down or up – duhhh, dummies! It’s probably more than most of you haters are getting, including the biased commentary writer!

    I don’t condone abuse of women, but R. has forgiven him & moved past it. Hell, she probably misses that meat! Get over it!

    Let me guess – you all have never done anything and sought forgiveness. Let he/she who is without sin cast the first stone…

  • Seriously,
    This guy has a big penis! It’s not hard and he’s already like six inches. No baby dick here! Definitely packing…….I think the commentator is full of shit, you can tell he is as limp as a noodle and still has more cock than most grown ass men……….

  • You know what else God hates, two things: 1. People that can’t mind their own business 2. People that don’t forgive. Shut the fuck up Bitch. And as for his dick i don’t know what picture YOUR lookin at but I see ALOT of dick there and he’s not even hard, That man could have a girl in traction for a week. That’s a BONE CRUSHER. You just mad cause you’ll never have it. LOL Sit your hatin ass down

  • chris made a mistake in abusing rhirhi but thats n the past everyone makes mistakes its all about if u learn from them or not and he has…hes come a long way since then…people still love him…i dont think since JESUS CHRIST there has been anyone who has been reincarnated and never made a mistake let he who HAS no sin cast the 1st stone….and if the naked picture is him let it go….dont HATE…its only the HATERS that say bad things about chris….GROW UP! WE ALL LOVE U ALL WAYS CHRIS BROWN!

  • Lmmfao I said the same thing when my bff sent me this pichture of CB’s SLIM ASS WEINER lmao it makes me laugh everytime I see it yea he has a lil length but that bastard is tooooooooooooooo skinny smh lol he has to know that this is not a bangin package I still love u CB but PA-LEEEEEEEEEASE NO MORE DIC PICS, They’re not for u babe!

  • man it long as hell on soft so it’s a monster if it was on hard. im not gon get on u niggas that ain’t hanging on soft…

  • stop hatin jus cuz hes packin, it may b thin but it wud hit the spot. jealous cuz ur mans r stumps. leave him b n get ova it, hes allowed a life, so ow bout use go get 1 yh ;) SHIMPLES!!

  • Chris ur dick is big enough.I bet most of these bitches talking about ur dick being small is them big ass white pussy bitches.No wonder they turn to have so much sex in their asses.I knw that when that dick is hard it must be a well big ass dick.Cuz that even look big for a dead ass dick.Don’t listen to the big pussy bitches,i bet u any money that many of them wound b willing to fuck u r suck ur cock any time.

  • I would come multiple times on that shit,turn his dick creamy white! I would allow him to take a pic to show to the world. Then lick it off,and feed it to him.

  • FIRST OF ALL , HES GIFTED… THE BOY(CHRIS BROWN) ALREADY SAID THAT IT WASNT EVEN ON THE HARD YET.. SO STOP HATING

  • PEOPLE NEED TO STOP HATIN… IM SURE CHRIS CULD WRK IT .. AT THAT HE WASENT NEVEN HARD … AND HE IS STILL PACKIN.. AND TO ME HE IS FINE NO MATTER WHAT I LUV U BOO…

  • That was a beautiful picture of Chris……skinny, long, wide, or thick it’s all in how you work it and I bet his ass can work the shit out of that thang……I guarantee he gets no complaints! Hell i get wet watching him dance…..I can only imagine if I saw it hard……

  • And Sarah, who the hell are you to be posting these negative things about a person you dont know? He must be something special to you because you cant keep your mouth off of him….CONTINUE TO DO YOUR THING CHRIS “SEXY ASS ” BROWN…LET YOUR HATERS CONTINUE TO ELEVATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • He dont got a pencil dick 1. hes soft and 2. im preety sure half the guys posting are no wea near that size soft

    i can just imagine hes pretty big hard!!!!
    STOP HATEING!!!