Mar 08, 2011 at 03:00 pm by Sarah

For all of you out there that said ‘There’s no way that THAT pencil dick belongs to CHRIS BROWN, y’all,’ here it is, proven in all its glory, that Easy Breezy Brown is packing light.

God hates people-beaters, Chris. The proof is in the pudding. Your penis is the proof.

50 Responses to “Chris Brown’s Peen to Inappropriate Music”

  1. evilbeetdouche says:

    Maybe he’s a grower, not a show-er.

  2. nyasiathatwantsthadiicckk says:

    damn shawty!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. mike says:

    If my dick were that small I would get a doctor to remove it or just be bone a quier. He’s skinny as fuck so thats a head start.

  4. Tatters says:

    Lol, if it makes u feel better Chris… It`s better than my ex’s :)

  5. Wiggles says:

    Looking like a fool with yer pants on the ground!!! LOL

  6. Vagina says:

    All you haters…….not bad at all..lol…I have seen worse…rofl…he can get in line with the big dogs before erection……

  7. christy says:

    i bet tht dick gets big as hell when hard. he still b puttin most to shame with what he’s packin .. stop haten

    • peachysweet says:

      LOL I agree. He isn’t hard but he is bigger than some guys when they are. This would not be a turn on pic… A girl wants to know your turned on by her.

  8. Rianne says:

    what the fuck are you talking about? that’s huge!!!

  9. yupzz says:

    lmao he is hard! who takes pics of their dick while its soft??

  10. Karyssia says:

    Seriously? Pencil dick? Please. He’s fucking packing. If you guys think his dick is small you guys must have some nasty stretched out vajayjay’s. He’s not even fully hard. I can only imagine when he’s fully erect.

  11. Anonymous says:

    REALLYYYYY

  12. skye says:

    its long. but its skinny. thats all im saying.

  13. Hayla says:

    I love you Chris!

  14. Melissa says:

    That is one skinny pencil dick hahahahaha
    I need a man with thickness!

  15. Melissa says:

    He got a white boy dick!

  16. kenisha says:

    OMG….i luv it :)

  17. Anonymous says:

    SEXYYYYY OMG

  18. Anonymous says:

    I WANT HOM SOOO BAD

  19. Anonymous says:

    Here you go

  20. Renee' says:

    i love chris brown & i was going to buy the F.A.M.E. album but now after this i mite get 2 of them jawns! LMFAO but serriously obviously he set this up cus his hair was blond in the pic & claimed his x sent it…i dnt knw bout u but i def wouldnt send my x recent nude pix of me but he basically told u wat he was goin 2 do in the “LOOK AT ME NOW” song… check it:

    “Ooops, I said on my d-ck
    I aint really mean to say on my d-ck
    But since we talking about my d-ck
    All of you haters say hi to it ”

    -nuff said

    • shatia says:

      Loll oo shit he really did say dat in dat song. . . .nd plus he not even hard n dis pic like u can tell dat shit get big when he hard! Ilove u chris dnt wrry abt da haters f*ck em all!

  21. Lynn says:

    What’s up with all the hate? This young man is packing and isn’t even on HARD! Does HARD point straight down or up – duhhh, dummies! It’s probably more than most of you haters are getting, including the biased commentary writer!

    I don’t condone abuse of women, but R. has forgiven him & moved past it. Hell, she probably misses that meat! Get over it!

    Let me guess – you all have never done anything and sought forgiveness. Let he/she who is without sin cast the first stone…

  22. Kitty86 says:

    Seriously,
    This guy has a big penis! It’s not hard and he’s already like six inches. No baby dick here! Definitely packing…….I think the commentator is full of shit, you can tell he is as limp as a noodle and still has more cock than most grown ass men……….

  23. Ms Pretty Pushy says:

    That is not a pencil. It’s not even hard!

  24. Tammy says:

    You know what else God hates, two things: 1. People that can’t mind their own business 2. People that don’t forgive. Shut the fuck up Bitch. And as for his dick i don’t know what picture YOUR lookin at but I see ALOT of dick there and he’s not even hard, That man could have a girl in traction for a week. That’s a BONE CRUSHER. You just mad cause you’ll never have it. LOL Sit your hatin ass down

  25. Betty says:

    chris made a mistake in abusing rhirhi but thats n the past everyone makes mistakes its all about if u learn from them or not and he has…hes come a long way since then…people still love him…i dont think since JESUS CHRIST there has been anyone who has been reincarnated and never made a mistake let he who HAS no sin cast the 1st stone….and if the naked picture is him let it go….dont HATE…its only the HATERS that say bad things about chris….GROW UP! WE ALL LOVE U ALL WAYS CHRIS BROWN!

  26. Chrysii says:

    Lmmfao I said the same thing when my bff sent me this pichture of CB’s SLIM ASS WEINER lmao it makes me laugh everytime I see it yea he has a lil length but that bastard is tooooooooooooooo skinny smh lol he has to know that this is not a bangin package I still love u CB but PA-LEEEEEEEEEASE NO MORE DIC PICS, They’re not for u babe!

  27. Anonymous says:

    Basher

  28. tasha says:

    he is not small shit ppl thatsz saying he is small prolly isz

  29. ilovemiiciti says:

    man it long as hell on soft so it’s a monster if it was on hard. im not gon get on u niggas that ain’t hanging on soft…

  30. maz n kim says:

    stop hatin jus cuz hes packin, it may b thin but it wud hit the spot. jealous cuz ur mans r stumps. leave him b n get ova it, hes allowed a life, so ow bout use go get 1 yh ;) SHIMPLES!!

  31. Anonymous says:

    Chris ur dick is big enough.I bet most of these bitches talking about ur dick being small is them big ass white pussy bitches.No wonder they turn to have so much sex in their asses.I knw that when that dick is hard it must be a well big ass dick.Cuz that even look big for a dead ass dick.Don’t listen to the big pussy bitches,i bet u any money that many of them wound b willing to fuck u r suck ur cock any time.

  32. G. says:

    That would hit my G-Spot just right! I would suck the hell out of that pretty dick!

  33. G. says:

    I would come multiple times on that shit,turn his dick creamy white! I would allow him to take a pic to show to the world. Then lick it off,and feed it to him.

  34. Taylor says:

    DAMN!!!! I say thats pretty big for him not to be hard.. Imma marry him..

  35. JAZZ says:

    FIRST OF ALL , HES GIFTED… THE BOY(CHRIS BROWN) ALREADY SAID THAT IT WASNT EVEN ON THE HARD YET.. SO STOP HATING

  36. J@y says:

    PEOPLE NEED TO STOP HATIN… IM SURE CHRIS CULD WRK IT .. AT THAT HE WASENT NEVEN HARD … AND HE IS STILL PACKIN.. AND TO ME HE IS FINE NO MATTER WHAT I LUV U BOO…

  37. J@y says:

    I LUV U CHRIS:)

  38. Anonymous says:

    Thats OT EVEN HARD !!!! and thats Half his Thigh >> PRETTY BIG 2 ME …

  39. SH says:

    All of this because of a dick? This is just a sad excuse of a ploy.

  40. rUDEbWOy says:

    lol @ the sheen tat

  41. lovingmesomechris says:

    That was a beautiful picture of Chris……skinny, long, wide, or thick it’s all in how you work it and I bet his ass can work the shit out of that thang……I guarantee he gets no complaints! Hell i get wet watching him dance…..I can only imagine if I saw it hard……

  42. lovingmesomechris says:

    And Sarah, who the hell are you to be posting these negative things about a person you dont know? He must be something special to you because you cant keep your mouth off of him….CONTINUE TO DO YOUR THING CHRIS “SEXY ASS ” BROWN…LET YOUR HATERS CONTINUE TO ELEVATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  43. ris says:

    He dont got a pencil dick 1. hes soft and 2. im preety sure half the guys posting are no wea near that size soft

    i can just imagine hes pretty big hard!!!!
    STOP HATEING!!!

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