So Demi Lovato, who was famously shipped to rehab after assaulting a female member of her tour crew, has finally come forward and made a videotaped announcement of her own regarding the stuff that went down behind closed doors and how thankful she is for the support of her fans, who were a big help in getting her through this entire ordeal.
I’m totally Team Demi, and I hope that she gets well, because life probably sucks shit through a straw when you’re a bit on the sad-face side, and *I also totally hope that the line about ‘if it weren’t for my fans … ‘ thing isn’t true, because if all I had was a bunch of nameless, faceless admirers sending me good vibes and well wishes and professing their love for me, and not real life family and friends helping me out, well fuck. I’d probably want to kill myself, too.
Thanks for the heads-up, girl! Good to see you back in the black!
*Before some of you with that particular part of the brain missing that determines sarcasm from the genuine stuff come forward and have a coronary on my doorstep, I’m totally being facetious.
You are such a fucking asshole. I have been reading this blog for over 3 years. I used to laugh out loud at this blog. This is the last time I’ll ever read it. Your transparent, pathetically unfunny and self hatred has ruined this used to be hilarious blog. Disgusting. Good suicide joke you fucking idiot.