Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Afternoon Delight [The PM Links]

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The Lindsay Lohan necklace tour finally draws to a close. [The Superficial]

The Royal dress has probably been chosen. [Lainey Gossip]

So, how into Celebrity Apprentice 2011 are you? [Celebrity Smack Blog]

Paris Hilton is a ‘winner’ just like Charlie Sheen. [Earsucker]

Mark Zuckerberg adopts the cutest dog of all time. [TMZ]

Nicole Richie hasn’t looked this awful since her sitcom days with Paris Hilton. [ICYDK]

David Arquette was injured, not killed, in a car accident, and was probably drunk. [The Blemish]

What Disney star needs ‘professional’ help, according to a real live doctor? (This is not a trick question.) [Betty Confidential]

The first male Victoria’s Secret model? [OMGBlog]

Ke$ha sticks a fan with a needle. Classy. [Huffington Post]