Drew Barrymore may have finally moved on from on/off boyfriend Justin Long. Yesterday (her 36th birthday!) Drew was photographed out with William Kopelman, the guy who she’s supposedly dating. This guy isn’t famous or even trying to be, but his father used to be the CEO of Chanel, so the odds he’s some kind of leach are pretty slim.

Kate Hudson and her soon-to-be baby daddy Matt Bellamy were photographed walkin’ around LA yesterday, suckin’ face and exposing Kate’s pregnant belly. This moment would be slightly odd but generally innocent if these two didn’t know there was a cameraman stalking them and recording their every move, but in several of these photos, Matt’s looking directly into the camera. The fact that Kate’s making out with her man in the street and allowing her body to be seen like that knowing full well these photos will wind up on a site like this is bizarre to me.

Just to be clear, I’m not knocking these two for being affectionate or for being excited about their baby. Those are both things that every couple has a right to do, but to be so blasé about what should be personal is borderline vulgar to me. It feels almost like she’s staging this moment instead of genuinely living it and as someone who’s already a mother, I would think she’d have more of a protective instinct. I was under the impression that Kate Hudson’s no Heidi Montag.

Well done, Justin Bieber. This isn’t a total waste of unearned cash or anything. [Celebrity VIP Lounge]

The FIRST exclusive photos of the Twilight cast returning to Vancouver for filming! [Lainey Gossip]

Here’s two more Britney Spears songs if you’re into that sort of thing these days. [TooFab]

You’ll never believe who Rihanna has been sexting! [The Blemish]

Will you read Jesse James‘ new memoir? [Right Celebrity]

Britney Spears comes into a lot of cash. [The Superficial]

We’ve known for awhile now that there’s some drug use going on in the Jersey Shore house, and today ForkParty.com pointed out that it may have been going on right in front of us.

Check out the screen grabs in the gallery and tell me that it doesn’t look like Ronnie’s ex is doing a bump of the devil’s dandruff off of The Sitch’s cross. If it wasn’t the odd, “Oh, what? Us? We’re just smelling his crucifix!” thing they have going on in the first two photos, it’s the quick exit/nose wipe combo that follows that gives them away.

Doing drugs in the middle of a nightclub when a full camera crew is with you is pretty dumb, but have you ever hung out with a cokehead? They’re shameless folks who will stop at nothing to get their fix. They’ll do it anywhere.

I’ve said it over and over again: Lady Gaga impresses me, but her music sucks. It sounds like the cheesy music you’re subjected to in a Montreal disco, not like something we’d have as a number one hit in the States. But you guys? I am really blown away by the a capella version of her new hit “Born This Way” at Madison Square Garden last night. So what if the song is a ripoff of “Express Yourself”? You guys, she was born that way and I’m feelin’ it!

Tell me I’m not alone. Let me know your current stance on Gaga and “Born This Way” in the comments and by voting in the poll.

“Just that moment, pulling her out and I dropped my gown which I don’t do. This part of my body is very private to me [her chest]…that’s a real private place. A place that I don’t have a good relationship with, let’s say. But at that moment of pulling her out and I just tore that thing [gown] off. There’s a room full of people that I don’t know. Nurses and doctors. And she and I just laid there. It was the best thing that’s ever happened to me.”

-Christina Applegate discussing the birth of her daughter.

This is probably my uterus talking, but I’m in tears over here. This quote is from today’s episode of Ellen – Celebitchy has excerpts from the interview – and if you’re sensitive, it will nestle into your heart and never leave. If you have some free time this afternoon and feel like having a good cry, I seriously suggest you tune into the show, and if you need more incentive, here’s a bonus baby quote: “I’ve been kind of sad for a long time, and she’s just opened my whole soul.”  Can you even stand it?

Oh, and just in case there are any newbies here, let’s review some Celebrity Gossip 101:  Christina had breast cancer back in 2008. She also had a double mastectomy.  And today, she has a miracle baby.  Any questions, or can you just go ahead and cry it out now?