“I didn’t live my life in the right way for politics, you know. I fucked too many chicks and did too many drugs, and that’s the truth.”

- George Clooney, pretending like promiscuity and drug use has ever prevented Americans from electing a president, in Newsweek.

I don’t know if I would vote for President Clooney, but 1) I appreciate his Candor, and 2) Didn’t our current president admit to doing a little bit of blow back in the day? I hope that Mr. Clooney does consider running for office, actually. He seems to have a lot of passion for his charity work, and he’s charming. Last time I checked, that’s basically everything the people look for in an elected official.

Ah, Kate Moss. She who sort of helped usher in the uber-skinny movement to the nineties. These days, though, Kate’s known most for her hard-partying ways, her on-again and off-again relationship with Jamie Hince, her awesome clothing line at Top Shop, and the fact that she probably smells like cigarette smoke, unwashed hair, money, Pete Doherty’s half-rotted teeth, and stale marijuana.

She’s also been photographed recently for Love magazine’s Androgyny Issue, while sucking face (or at least maybe pretending to, anyway) with another chick, and you know what? I’m all kinds of ‘meh’ about these photos – Kate is still a fabulously striking woman, but the whole shock and awe of same-sex face-sucking fests has kind of gotten lost in translation. Maybe back in the nineties it’d be considered edgy and innovative, but girl? It’s been done time and time again. I’m just not fazed anymore.

You’re still awfully purty, though.

Verdict: Hot or Not?

Dammit. I totally forgot about girlfriend when I was making my list of Hottest Women EVER yesterday, because she’d definitely be on there. However, in spite of the fact that she’s amazingly gorgeous, I have to admit – there’s really nothing all that special about this Elle photo shoot. She’s beautiful, but in these pics, she’s kind of non-descript. (I’m waiting for the roof to fall in as we speak for referring to BAR REFAELI as NON-DESCRIPT. Give me a minute to reconfigure.)

Regardless. Even if this chick had thirteen toes split between two feet and bunions growing from her armpits, I wouldn’t kick her out of bed, that’s for damn sure, non-descript or not.

Thoughts?

“It is very important to me to work on mending my family right now. My family is the most important thing I have, and we are working together to make sure our future is stronger and healthier.”

Billy Ray Cyrus, speaking out in defense of his recent comments about how Hannah Montana ruined his family, and how much he regrets placing his kids – and marriage – in the spotlight of celebrity scrutiny.

Call me naive, but I believe this guy, you know. I think he’s being pretty genuine. I mean, it’s not as if he’s Michael-fucking-Lohan or anything – I truly think he loves his plaid-wearing, pickin’-and-grinnin’ family, and I think that it’s a good thing that he wants to heal his family and what not. However? True healing is probably going to occur behind closed doors, not through media outlets and ‘accidental’ interviews.

Ol’ Billy Ray has definitely got some good intentions and I hope the best for him and his family, but something like this is definitely going to take some time.

In a perfect world, Lindsay Lohan would actually act in movies, Justin Bieber would spend his days discussing topical issues and politics, and Burlesque would be a film remotely worthy of an Oscar nomination.  Aside from the obvious benefits of such a world (Lindsay’s Linda Lovelace biopic would have been so intense), there’s a specific, special one that we’re going to talk about today, and that benefit is the audio clip above.

If you’re listening to the clip and having trouble figuring out its contents, let me help you out:  it’s James Franco rehearsing a Cher song. It’s beautiful James Franco trying to nail that horrible Cher song from Burlesque so he could perform it at the Oscars in full Cher regalia.  That is a treat that we were going to be given this Sunday, but not anymore.  Since the shitty Cher movie didn’t receive any nominations, the number was cut, as were my hopes and dreams.

What do you guys think about James’ performance?  We’re being denied a true gem in music history, right?

Lady Gaga spits in the eye of the Catholic church. Again. [The Superficial]

This celebrity non-couple could very well be the hottest fuck buddies in life. [Lainey Gossip]

Jon and Kate Gosselin RECONCILING!? [Cele|Bitchy]

Will Lindsay Lohan go to jail today? [TMZ]

What Housewife is trying to gain a spot on the A-list? [Celebrity VIP Lounge]

THIS is why Justin Bieber had all of his hair hacked off. I get it now. [Right Celebrity TV]