“What I don’t like is when somebody copies somebody and just adopts it like their own idea. You want me, I go a little further. I can tell you, to me, Lady Gaga is Madonna with diarrhea!”

- Charo tells Sirius XM’s OutQ exactly what she thinks about the whole “Lady Gaga blatantly copying Madonna” thing.

I said it the other day: “Born this Way” is really starting to grow on me, so I don’t really care if Lady Gaga bit Madonna’s style or not, but Charo? Y’all. We are NOT paying enough attention to Charo. Here or anywhere. I hold myself partially responsible for that, and I wanted to apologize to you guys. I know you look to me to inform you re: mad important stuff, and I’ve been dropping the Charo ball, so to speak. I’m sorry. I hope we’re cool.

Partially nude photos of Teen Mom’s Amber Portwood have been leaked and RadarOnline got ‘em first. Amber, who recently took Kim Kardashian to task for bashing her and her co-stars, appears fully nude with her hands cleverly covering some of her naughtier parts. The best thing(s) about these photos? That huge tattoo of her daughter covering what looks like baby bump #2. Klassy!

The NSFW pics are in the gallery after the jump and they are gross. Don’t say we didn’t warn you. (more…)

HEY LOOK – a photo where Britney Spears‘ weave DOESN’T LOOK LIKE TOTAL CHICKEN-FRIED ASS. [The Superficial]

Justin Bieber doesn’t give a crap whether or not you like his hair. [popbytes]

Lindsay Lohan was actually caught on TAPE stealing that necklace that she didn’t steal. [Cele|Bitchy]

Too soon after lunch? Amber Portwood TOTALLY NAKED. [Amy Grindhouse]

Glee on copious amounts of alcohol? Might be watchable. [Lainey Gossip]

After seeing the new abuse photos of Rihanna, I’m totally mad all over again. [Celebrity Dirty Laundry]

Colin Firth shirtless and way hot – you’re welcome. [Swoonworthy]

If so, you’re in luck, because them good ol’ Warner Bros are on it.  It’s ok if you have to take a break to do a happy dance and take a celebratory shot, that’s exactly what I did when I heard this news.  So you go ahead and take care of that, then check out the details on the remake:

The original was a fairly straight ahead tale of a Secret Service agent (Costner in a Steve McQueen homage, down to his hairstyle) drafted to protect a singing diva whose life has been threatened by a stalker, then falling for her in a way he fears is a distraction from his job. The new version is similar, including the love story, but here the bodyguard will be a former Iraq war veteran who gets the job protecting the star as his first gig after leaving the Army. He discovers that the world of Twitter, Google Maps and TMZ has made access to celebrities easier than ever, making the job more difficult than ever. The goal is to take a young female singer with global appeal and give her the platform that The Bodyguard did Houston.

So who do we think should play the leads in this version?  I can think of several dudes that could play the Kevin Costner role – you know, the Clooneys and Pitts of this world.  Maybe a little Gerard Butler.  The Whitney role though, that’s a little more difficult.  If we’re going with a “young female singer with global appeal,” then that brings to mind people like Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry, right? And that’s simply unacceptable.

Let me know in the comments what you think about this whole thing, and who you think deserves those roles.  Don’t hold back.

Hey look, it’s Lea Michele looking all smug-like while shopping somewhere in LA! I know a lot of you guys have some pretty strong opinions on Lea Michele and her multitude of stretchy, rubbery faces, so leave it in the comments. A picture says a thousand words, and I have no doubts that if Lea Michele’s photo could talk, it WOULD NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP.

HOW I ROLL TEASER by drluke

Oh man, really? ‘How I Roll’? First, it really bugs me when someone – fuck, anyone – uses the phrase ‘how I roll’ in anything but a sarcastic, making-fun-of-the-people-who-use-it-seriously manner, and now we have to endure it being applied to Britney’s – the Queen of Everything Lately Awkward – new single? I can hardly take the irony.

At any rate, it’s not a bad sound. I quite like the odd hiccups in the beginning and I think it’s way better than ‘Hold It Against Me,’ but that’s not really saying … a lot. If Brit bring back the ‘Baby One More Time’-like vibes, I’ll be a happy camper FOR DAYS.

What do you guys think?