Minka Kelly, taking her clothes off. [The Superficial]

The number one reason that Kim Kardashian is famous – right here in its full glory. [Celebslam]

Check out Rihanna’s steamiest video yet! [popbytes]

The worst ‘For Your Consideration’ movie posters in recent years: a list. [Pajiba]

Kristen Stewart being considered for the role of Lois Lane? [Celebitchy]

Keira Knightley for Elle UK – yup, she’s still around. [Amy Grindhouse]

Who would have thought that Lauren Conrad could be so … hot? [CityRag]

Halle Berry fighting for custody of her daughter. [Pop on the Pop]

There was a point when Madonna ‘wasn’t ready’ for fame – this is her denial letter. [OMGBlog]

Ricky Gervais: returning as Golden Globes host for 2012, boy. [Celebrity Smack Blog]

Amber Portwood picks another (female) victim. [Earsucker]

You’ll never guess who the latest tug-of-war is over in the Christina Milian/The-Dream divorce. [TMZ]

James Franco, a teacher? [Celebrity VIP Lounge]

Oh snap, you guys. If this is true, fuck … I’ll be so disappointed in the Fresh Prince that I won’t be able to watch reruns at 2 AM anymore when I’m having fits of insomnia and the desire for shitty takeout Chinese food and that?  Is bad.

According to author Terry McMillan, Will and wife Jada are pushing their kids to succeed in the entertainment field in order to capitalize off of their fame, because apparently they don’t have enough money or something. McMillan took to her Twitter earlier in the week saying:

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Christina Applegate, whom I feel like I just reported was pregnant, like, a month ago, has confirmed through her rep that she’s given birth to a healthy baby girl, Sadie Grace LeNoble. The kid’s father is Martyn LeNoble, epic musician who’s played in and helped out with bands like Porno for Pyros, Jane’s Addiction, and The Cult – the two were married (uh, Christina and Martyn, not Martyn and his new daughter; that’s kind of weird unless you’re in Utah I guess) within the last year.

Sadie Grace was born this past Thursday in California, and the new family is said to be doing very well. But then again, if they weren’t doing well, it’s not as if we’d know one way or the other, right? But I’m sure they are.  This is usually a good time in a person’s life.

I also think this event is pretty special, too, because Christina underwent cancer treatments a few years back, so it’s nice to see that she’s totally healthy enough to have children and be, you know, alive. I also have a big old coonhound by the name of Sadie who’s whining to go outside and poop as we speak, so this new baby and my dog? Are sort of like kin.

Congratulations to the new family! I gotta take the dog out.

And close sources say that he won’t be going, either.

As studio and network execs for Two and a Half Men heave a giant sigh of relief, fans of Charlie shake their heads in disbelief – that a man with such talent* could be left to rot in his own alcoholism and drug addiction.

Sheen, who suffered a trip to a hospital after a two-day pornstar-and-coke binge, was driven home by the very neighbor who called an ambulance to transport the star to the hospital, and sources say that there are currently no plans in place for Charlie to visit any kind of facility for any sort of treatment – inpatient or outpatient.  Our old boy, Charlie, has once again laughed his insanity off.

Frankly, if this doesn’t have ‘bad fucking idea’ written all over it in permanent, blunt-tipped black marker, I don’t know what does. My prediction? This behavior keeps up, we’re going to have a dead Charlie Sheen on our hands within the year. They can change the name of the show to One and a Half Men and One Gristly, Dried-Up Dead Dude and you know what? It’ll probably get the same old ratings that it has for the past few years, so … loss? I guess we’ll see.

*Subjective hypothesizing