OK, no, really, she’s not, but did you ever wish you could, you know, be involved even more than you are (which is to say ‘not at all’) with your favorite semen-and-blood-smelling idol, Lady Gaga? OK, well, you can. For all of those fucking pointless hours you probably spend at work avoiding ex-boyfriends and stalking their new girlfriends on Facebook, your time can be better spent, guys.
While doing exactly that last night, I came across this new app for Facebook called ‘Baby Gaga Exclusive.’ The premise of the game is to act like a tabloid journalist in shelling out bucks for and hawking photos of Lady Gaga’s baby. Here’s how the game works:
You start as a rookie paparazzi who scored the scoop of a lifetime – exclusive pictures of newborn Baby Gaga. Naturally, your favorite blogs and magazines, including US HERE AT EVIL BEET GOSSIP, ha, are making offers for the photos, and it’s up to you to decide whether to take the cash and run or wait for a better offer.
The best thing about the game (other than the fact that it’s totally addicting – no joke, I spent at least an hour last night messing with it) is that it doesn’t have the ridick Facebook interruptions that are kind of the trademark of a lot of other Facebook game apps.
You can also check it out for free at http://www.GagaGa.me. Let us know what you think about it, and as always, share it with your friends!
Aww Selena Gomez. You so crazy and cute, girlfriend. I love your multi-faceted ways that waffle between banging an underage popstar to tickling and chuckling with an underprivileged youth from Chile during recent UNICEF tours. And though your looks-needle seems permanently stuck on twelve years old (and hey – you’ll be thanking your mama for those good genes in ten or fifteen years), you’re positively adorable anyway. You’re a super example of what it is to be a young woman in Hollywood, and as long as you don’t start taking bong rips and tit pics and vodka sips (what? The fucker HAD to rhyme), your star’ll go far.
Rihanna‘s new wacky sex dungeon-themed video for her song “S&M” was released yesterday and while it’s visually interesting (it looks a bit like a tribute to Busta Rhymes’ videos), I’m not really feeling this song yet. And I have to ask: Why is Perez Hilton in this video? If you can excuse the fact that he’s the worst human in the world, isn’t so much as a Perez Hilton reference a little 2007? I would think that Rihanna would have pulled for Antoine Dodson or someone more relevant if she was looking for a Z-list yet recognizable face.
Plus, I’m still not ready to move on from “What’s My Name?” Or “Rude Boy”, even.
Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey are expecting twins and today the sex of the babies was revealed. Can you guess what type of twins Mariah’s going to be squeezing out of that crazy famous vagina of hers in the near future?
No, a Britta and Annie hook up is not going down any time soon, but these photos of various cast members of the verge of doin’ it were posted to a Community producer’s Twitter yesterday and they’re pretty funny and definitely sexier than those topless Justin Bieber pics.
Too bad these shots were staged for LOLs. How great would it be if the season ended with a D.Glover/Chevy Chase make out sesh?
“Do you know what it is? It’s that I’m the laziest fucker in the entire world. It’s true. And stagnation is always really, really imminent. I can literally just sit and not do anything for hours and hours and hours and if there is something completely mind-numbing to do, like surfing the internet or watching crappy TV, I’ll do it and then I’ll feel shit about myself. So I try and get rid of it.”
In the interview, Keira also talks about how she’s “a complete failure” at parties because she can’t function socially and she ends up looking like an “ice queen.” And I just feel so close to her with all of this.
I can understand how some people could be like “whatever, yeah right, Keira,” with all of this, but I’m entirely sympathetic. I may not have duties like Keira’s – I don’t have shitty movies to star in or ballerina dresses to wear - but I do have things to do and I do get them done, but listen, when I’m working weekends and the Oxygen channel does one of those marathons of Snapped, you know, where the ladies kill people and all? I can definitely feel that imminent stagnation.
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