Scientists from the University of Toronto have done their research and found that out of the 265 women to be nominated for the Best Actress Oscar, 159 of them wound up getting divorced after. And the winners? They’re 1.68 times more likely to get divorced than a nominee who didn’t win.

Think about it: We’ve seen Reese Witherspoon, Halle Berry, Hilary Swank and Sandra Bullock all get divorced not long after winning their grand prize, that can’t be a total coincidence, can it?

According to these scientists, it’s probably not. Tiziana Casciaro, one of the scientists who conducted the study, explained, “Winning an Oscar can be construed as a big jump in professional status that an actor or actress has in their world and in the eyes of the broader audience. … You are never the same after you’ve secured an Oscar for Best actor or Best Actress. The general social norm kind of requires a man to have higher professional and economic status over the wife. So whenever that social norm is violated, both husband and wife may feel discomfort—could be either one of them.”

So basically, if you win an Oscar, your husband’s going to know once and for all that you actually are way more talented and successful than he is, and once he knows that, he’ll leave your ass high and dry. Nice. Real nice.

Awww, Meg Ryan, what did you do to that beautiful mug of yours? It’s hard to believe that the lady on the right side of the above photo used the be the lady on the left side of the above photo, huh? But I guess that’s what endless amounts of botox and other facial fillers will do to a gal. And look, she’s got the same droopy lip as Nicole Kidman, another actress known for loving her non-surgical beauty enhancement procedures.

Click through to see how America’s Sweetheart transformed into America’s Swamp Thing over the three decades we’ve known her and please, feel free to discuss what a tragedy all of this is in the comments…

“I ran into Perez Hilton in a garage. One of those moments you just never expect to happen. I had finished dinner with a girlfriend and we were driving out and I saw this tall, long, lean person and I say, ‘Who is that?’ And she says, ‘I think that’s Perez Hilton.’ I said, ‘No, I have to say something to him. I have to.’ I pulled up and we were sort of scoping each other out as I was pulling the car up. I just rolled down the window and I was like, ‘Hi.’ And he went, ‘Hi.’ We stood there like two deer in headlights and I just said, ‘Come here. Just talk to me for a second.’ It was one of those great moments. It was a lovely meeting and I was just like, ‘Why are you so mean?’ There’s something really great about putting a human being in front of another human being and then the reality that those words, even if it’s for humor or effect or whatever, there’s a human being behind all of that… And he’s kept it up too which is good.”

- Jennifer Aniston explains on Ellen how she got Perez Hilton to ease up on her/everyone.

Can you believe that sweet little Jenny Aniston was the one who finally got Perez to realize he was a bully and to quit being so mean all the time?

I know that girls just want to have fun, but we don’t always get what we want, now do we?

Right, but poor Cyndi recently “had a bad reaction to a spa treatment,” and this is what happened.  Can we talk about this for a hot minute?  Because I’ve never been to a spa (you might be surprised to know that spas aren’t that plentiful in the Appalachian region), but I would think the above look would be something you’d be more likely to see after a bad reaction to a fire or a bad reaction to being dropped headfirst into a vat of acid.  I mean, I know that some people get chemical peels and all that nonsense, but Cyndi looks like she’s about two steps away from being Skeletor, and I can’t imagine that’s listed in any spa treatment anywhere.

Can we use the comment section to talk about what would make a face look like this, why someone would want to do anything that left her face looking like this, and perhaps Skeletor?

Photo via The Daily Mail

Kim Kardashian – not done getting nekkid for people yet. [The Superficial]

J Woww: a spokesmodel for GNC? [The Superficial]

Lindsay Lohan suspected in jewelry theft. Great news! [TMZ]

Minka Kelly’s hot GQ photo shoot, and news on the upcoming movie role she’s landed. [TooFab]

Gabriel Aubry supposedly refers to Halle Berry as a ‘n-word.’ Classy. [Celebitchy]

Even W magazine thinks Kim Kardashian’s ‘outrage’ at nude pics is BS. [Amy Grindhouse]

Oh dude, Demi. You’re still not looking so good, girl. I know that this whole rehab thing must have been pretty rough on you, and you’re probably still working out a lot of the issues that have been troubling you for what was probably called, oh, FOREVER, but smile a bit, friend. You’re looking far too pale and wan to be out and about in public if you want people to think that you’re one of those happy, shiny, ‘REHAB WORKS!’ celebrities – or then again, maybe you don’t give a fuck and that’s the image that you want to project to everyone who’s totally going to ogle these pictures. If that’s the case, I totally respect it. Show these folks that healing and/or sobriety doesn’t happen overnight, and that it’s a constant battle that, sometimes, is just fucking harder some days more than others.

Eat your cheesecake, friend, and cheer up a bit. You’ve still got a lot left in you – I just know it.